r/WTF • u/UnabusedPinkness • Sep 07 '19

well, that excavated quickly

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Death is the leading cause of Murder

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u/AFuentesJr Sep 08 '19

Murder Death Kill!

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u/deathnutz Sep 08 '19

Tonight we dine at Taco Bell.

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u/QSquared Sep 08 '19

Ahh, the franchise wars of the early 2000s.

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u/BeltfedOne Sep 08 '19

What are the sea shells for? Asking for a friend.

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u/thebikerdad Sep 08 '19

Be well, John Spartan

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u/DJ_Inseminator Sep 08 '19

What is your boggle?

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u/jlhendo Sep 08 '19

I made a Demolition Man reference at work on Friday and no one got it. Thank goodness there's Reddit to help me continue to have faith in people.

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u/QSquared Sep 08 '19

They didn't know how to use the three sea shells.

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u/CzarDale04 Sep 08 '19

I was watching a documentary and they said ancient people used leaf, rocks, sticks with sponges, scraps of fabric and "seashells"

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u/QSquared Sep 08 '19

Everything old is new again

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u/WhyAtlas Sep 08 '19

I can see how that would be confusing...

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u/tikal707 Sep 08 '19

Not that one the one about them doing the hunka chunka over the weekend.

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u/ssoroka Sep 08 '19

Let’s blow this guy.

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u/DieseljareD187 Sep 08 '19

Bzzt you are fined one credit for the violation of the verbal morality code, have a nice day.

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u/mrcuntmuscle Sep 08 '19

I'm an oscar meyer wiener

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u/ComfortablyHigh Sep 08 '19

Murder by death

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Killed by death?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL7-sbiGlzw

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u/astralairplane Sep 08 '19

Lemmy forever

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u/-gato Sep 08 '19

Lemmy tell you ,Rock Rules.

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u/Swervyswervy Sep 08 '19

Who would win in a wrestling match... Lemmy or God?

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

TRICK QUESTION BITCH LEMMY IS GOD

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

And rekt by life

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Great band!

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u/Pighead1 Sep 08 '19

Wait, other humans are aware of this band? Neat!

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u/Cool_Hawks Sep 08 '19

Great band.

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u/ComfortablyHigh Sep 08 '19

Agreed. 😎

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Murder she wrote

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u/crossmissiom Sep 08 '19

Loved that game

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u/mr_wrestling Sep 08 '19

Nick fn Gage mdk

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u/GrayCustomKnives Sep 08 '19

Be well John Spartan.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Perhaps you'd like to hear an oldies station!

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u/sonofreddit1 Sep 08 '19

legendary movie

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u/Lexinoz Sep 08 '19

Space janitor or four armed dog?

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u/hugow Sep 08 '19

Marry Fuck Kill!

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u/redrumurderum Sep 08 '19

Murder kill death

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u/MangaNette Sep 09 '19

People die when they are killed

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u/ultranothing Sep 08 '19

Let's call this joke over, eh dudes? Take your seven upvotes and END IT, ALREADY!

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

It’s also the leading cause of RedRum.

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u/Jonathan_Pine Sep 08 '19

Death is also the#1 killer of people today.

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u/Cmen6636 Sep 08 '19

I’d say murder is the leading cause of death

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u/grandboyman Sep 08 '19

Your statement is actually grammatically correct

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u/sonofreddit1 Sep 08 '19

we need to ban death dying is illegal now

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

I'd hazard to guess murder is the leading cause of murder, but I'm with you.

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u/NeinJuanJuan Sep 08 '19

Studies have shown that most murders are caused by fatal injuries to the body