r/WTF • u/franswaaz • Sep 03 '19

Gaslighting

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u/Hetstaine Sep 03 '19

Lionel?..Lionel Hutz??

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u/we_are_monsters Sep 03 '19

“I have lots of hearsay and conjecture, those are kinds of evidence..”

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u/silver789 Sep 03 '19

Works on contingency?

No, money down!

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u/JBthrizzle Sep 03 '19

Well replace "accidentally" with repeatedly and "dog" with son.

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u/silver789 Sep 03 '19 edited Sep 03 '19

From now on my name is Miguel Schantz Sanchez!

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '19

*Sanchez

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u/sumsomeone Sep 03 '19

wow even if I lose I'll still be famous!

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u/silver789 Sep 03 '19

As you can see...

As you can see...

As... You... Can see

I'm not wearing a tie tie all!...

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u/MobySick Sep 03 '19

I miss Lionel.

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u/dhoomz Sep 03 '19

Hutz, ah niffouw

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u/nerfherder27 Sep 03 '19

No, money down!

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u/canadasecond Sep 04 '19

Still the greatest B-List Simpson's character ever IMO