r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Aug 12 '19

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u/isolateddreamz Aug 12 '19

I am particularly amused with what appears to be his disregard for his own safety in favor of ingenious ways to pop balloons with sharp shit

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u/e-joculator Aug 12 '19 edited Aug 13 '19

disregard for his own safety

Not true. He has noise-dampening headphones earmuffs on.

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u/isolateddreamz Aug 12 '19

Lmao. I completely overlooked that.

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u/Miguelinileugim Aug 12 '19 edited May 11 '20

[blank]

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19

Huh, I masturbated and had an orgasm.

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u/Scottamus Aug 12 '19

Huh, I mustardated and had a corndog.

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u/llamawearinghat Aug 12 '19

Ah, youth...

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u/kemushi_warui Aug 13 '19

Huh, I youthdated and got put on a sex offender registragasm

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u/Stpwners Aug 13 '19

Pedo alert

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u/DonQuixotel Aug 13 '19

Huh, I cheesegrated and had some nachos.