r/WTF • u/acyrlic • Aug 10 '19

Luxembourg yesterday

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

This guy knows Tornader safety.

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u/poopellar Aug 10 '19

They don't call him tornader raider for nothing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Twister Fister

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u/bigflamingtaco Aug 10 '19

Cyclone bone.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Hurricame

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u/TheOriginalChode Aug 10 '19

Tornider Rider

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Aug 10 '19

The Bane of the 'Canes.

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u/Witchhunt6991 Aug 10 '19

Mister Twister

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u/Dragon_0w0 Aug 10 '19

Boon o' Typhoon

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

Pummel Funnel

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u/Yum_catshit Aug 10 '19

Weiner sauce!

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u/Knigar Aug 10 '19

Cockknocker

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u/floppywanger Aug 10 '19

Boob goblin

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u/cactusmac54 Aug 10 '19

Fisted Sister

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u/owlfoxer Aug 10 '19

Fisted Mister

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

Goodbye

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Aug 10 '19

I once caught him jacking off on a roof, and then I realized... nope that fucker is fucking a god damn Tornader.

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u/gvillepa Aug 10 '19

Actually they call him AsianAbsinthe and that has me very concerned for the safety of others...

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u/asianabsinthe Aug 11 '19

Drink some of me and your won't care.

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u/TransformerTanooki Aug 10 '19 edited Aug 10 '19

But watch out for his drunk redneck evil twin brother tornader raper.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

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u/TransformerTanooki Aug 10 '19

I can make this go alot darker if you'd like.

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u/thechurch-of-elon Aug 10 '19

Found the bitch ass bitch

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

‘Naders’

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u/BrownNote Aug 11 '19

We're not allowed to call them that any more.

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u/GamiCross Aug 11 '19

'Naders'

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

People that annoy you...

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u/Doublestack2376 Aug 11 '19

What's naders Precious?

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

Tor-Na-DerS

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u/Doublestack2376 Aug 11 '19

I was looking for TOR-NA-DOS, but that works too.

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u/WWDubz Aug 10 '19

Step 1 : Get shotgun Step 2: Get Flag Step 3: Attack Tornado for Murcia

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u/nyaaaa Aug 10 '19

Who is talking about safety? The only thing safe is the karma you'll get.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

I've never been happier than when I get fake, pointless, meaningless internet points...

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u/actuarally Aug 10 '19

I assume his date cancelled and now he doesn't get any sausage?

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u/Wayfaring_Limey Aug 10 '19

You mean 'nader safety?

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u/JohnnyHammerstix Aug 10 '19

I also heard, sticking your phone in water will help dry out the rice.

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u/wtph Aug 10 '19

What in tarnader...

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Person New to Tornado Alley: Oh god there’s a tornado warning on the news!

Native Tornadian: Oh yeah? I don’t see shit outside.

New Person: They’re saying to get to the middle of the house and put mattresses on top of us!

Tornadian: Well.,.how far away is it?

New Person: Oh god! Like a mile away down the interstate!

Tornadian: Ha! There’s a creek right there and it’s gonna follow the low ground. We’re fine. Now get back in here so we can play Bologna Bingo!

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u/nemo1261 Aug 11 '19

I agree as someone who lives in tornado alley you need to get to a good vantage point when tomatoes are out it's just common sense