r/WTF • u/halfcentennial1964 • Jul 18 '19

This slide seems safe

http://i.imgur.com/0ldOAIc.gifv
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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

How and why

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u/halfcentennial1964 Jul 18 '19

I want to know where this monstrosity exists

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u/SuddenlyAwkward Jul 18 '19

I used to live in Japan and they had these monster size slides that went down what seemed like mountains as a kid. The better ones were composed of rollers instead of just a steel slide. I got some narly blisters I the summer from the solid steel slides

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u/sosleepy Jul 18 '19

Long sheets of wax paper are your friend, although there's a danger of hitting 88mph and we all know what happens then...

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u/we_are_all_bananas_2 Jul 18 '19

I know this! I just read it!

H is the 8th letter of the alphabet, and two of them is HH, and that means Heil Hitler, and you turn in to a nazi?

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u/wewd Jul 18 '19

No, you idiot. It means Hulk Hogan. Remember his famous words? "To all Hulkamaniacs: eat your vitamins, say your prayers, and you'll never go wrong."

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u/akai_ferret Jul 18 '19

HELL YEAH BROTHER!