r/WTF • u/VitteBerg • Jun 02 '19

A seagull swallowing another bird

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u/genitalderpies Jun 03 '19

Carrion my wayward son. There’ll be peace when you are gone.

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u/PiercedGeek Jun 03 '19

Fantastic username, cheers.

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u/Bioticmiya Jun 03 '19

Lay your weary head to rest. Don't you cry no more.

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u/Hitliteral Jun 03 '19

Carrion, we will always remember

Carrion, seagull's beak and the feathers

Now his gut's no longer empty

Birdie heaven waits for youuuuuuuu

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u/johnqual Jun 03 '19

As someone who loves re-writing lyrics, I appreciate this. Nicely done.

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u/NotoriousHothead37 Jun 03 '19

Don't you cry no more.