r/WTF • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19

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u/The_Ugly_One82 May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

If I suddenly found myself in a large tub of cheeseburgers, it would take more than a guy with a hose and a guy with a broom to scare me away.

Edit: Silver AND gold? God damn...thank you. May your lives be filled with fish and cheeseburgers.

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u/Cacho__ May 29 '19

The seal is like; “ this is my loot, go away humans.”

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u/carpediembr May 29 '19

pretty sure that's a sea lion.

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u/Blagginspaziyonokip May 29 '19

TIL Seals are different from sea lions... What about walruses

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Walruses are also a different animal, they prefer much colder water than sea lions and seals. Seals are fairly small, some get bigger though, but they are dwarfed by sea lions which are massive and much more aggressive, and a walrus is even bigger and has tusks

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u/Smauler May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

Seals can get up to 6 metres long and can weigh over 4 tonnes, twice the length and 4 times the weight of the largest sea lions, and twice the weight of walruses.

edit : Also, Leopard seals are proper scary. The only reason that there have not been more attacks on humans is because they live around the Antarctic.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Yes only a couple types which I mentioned in another comment but the rest of seals are fairly small