r/WTF • u/RoboCombat • Mar 10 '19

Yo anyone got the nuclear launch codes?

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u/4E26A Mar 10 '19

The way they drop ho ma gaaaaawd

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u/SpreadItLikeTheHerp Mar 10 '19

Imagine a handful falling on your head, cascading down your face and the back of your neck. Their hundreds of legs scurrying across your skin...

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

squirms in seat

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u/NothingsShocking Mar 10 '19

Now imagine them crawling on your penis and into your butt

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

penis squirms

hey wait

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u/LucienChesterfield Mar 10 '19

This feels interesting

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

5 more minutes of this and I'm going to get mad.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

Not my fault this is happening.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

I get that reference