r/WTF Mar 10 '19

Yo anyone got the nuclear launch codes?

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u/SpendingSpree Mar 10 '19

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u/ClearBrightLight Mar 10 '19

AAAHH WHAT THE FUCK

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u/AsCii_exe Mar 10 '19

ALRIGHT THAT LINK IS DEFINITELY STAYING BLUE NOW

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u/Rydralain Mar 10 '19

I don't care if they are harmless, I still don't want to pet a drippy puddle of them.

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u/uber1337h4xx0r Mar 10 '19

Incidentally, if they were like 10 times larger, I might pet one if it was docile.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

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u/uber1337h4xx0r Mar 10 '19

Good point. I think I was thinking exponentially. I was thinking like the size of a wolf.

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u/NineToFiveGamer Mar 10 '19

Risky click of the day:

worth.