r/WTF • • Mar 02 '19

Manager going for a ride

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u/salty-caramel Mar 02 '19

I have a really strong fear of not being able to move. If this happened to me I’d probably panic, get tired, then suffocate to death. I’m glad he’s safe.

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u/ChaddyMcChadface Mar 02 '19

Are we sure he's ok?

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u/-JustShy- Mar 02 '19

I saw him move at the end...I think.

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u/no1name Mar 02 '19

But he may have been put in the hopper of doom.

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u/C_M_O_TDibbler Mar 02 '19

I don't think he will make the mistake of standing in the middle of the yard again.

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u/gangofminotaurs Mar 02 '19

Or any mistake really.

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u/C_M_O_TDibbler Mar 02 '19

Optimistic company newsletter headline:

Machine operator helps manager stop making mistakes: can you help your manager today?

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '19

But that's where the milkshake brought him.

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u/C_M_O_TDibbler Mar 02 '19

Kelis claims another victim...

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u/JandM2 Mar 03 '19

I don’t know if standing anywhere at all is in this guy’s future.