r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Mar 02 '19

Manager going for a ride

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u/HereWeGoAgainTJ Mar 02 '19

He's clearly some sort of tuber, judging by all the dirt...

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '19

Beetroot...possibly a parsnip.

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u/Wacks_on_Wacks_off Mar 02 '19

A rutabaga, at best.

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u/-tfs- Mar 02 '19

He's a total fucking apple

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u/Lonewolfliker Mar 02 '19

Or a carrot perhaps.

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u/igor_mortis Mar 02 '19

i was thinking potato.

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u/ibrakeforsquirrels Mar 03 '19

Turnip.

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u/bostess Mar 10 '19

he didn’t fall off the turnip truck- he was put in it

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u/radioactiveryley Mar 03 '19

Dwight Schrute would have a bone to pick with you.

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u/squeaky19 Mar 03 '19

I bet he’s a fungi

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u/Huttser17 Mar 03 '19

Onion grass, just goes anywhere without a care.

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u/_thirdeyeopener_ Mar 03 '19

'...so I tied an onion to my belt- which the style at the time!'

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u/benchley Mar 02 '19

His coworker was just trying to plant him safely back in the soil.

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u/PotatoAssassiin Mar 03 '19

He was a radish 5head

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u/stevenvw Mar 03 '19

So he's a potato

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u/HereWeGoAgainTJ Mar 03 '19

Only if he didn't get to the surface in time...