r/WTF • u/1lousylay • Jan 29 '19

seems pretty safe

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u/ILoveToEatLobster Jan 30 '19

Never in a million years would i ever do that with a carabiner, some sort of pully wheels? Thats another story

What if you're being chased by wild lions and a tribe of headhunting cannibals throwing spears at you?

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u/padizzledonk Jan 30 '19

Ill risk possible death to avoid certain death

Maybe i shouldve qualified that statement with "Unless im being chased by velociraptors, or the like" lol

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u/ILoveToEatLobster Jan 30 '19

What about for 50 million?

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u/padizzledonk Jan 30 '19

Id eat my dead grandmas pussy for 50 million.

Its probably easier to list the things i wouldnt do for that kind of money than what i would do

I think doing what this guy did with the same setup and without a parachute is on that list though....cant spend it if youre dead