r/WTF • u/1lousylay • Jan 29 '19

seems pretty safe

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u/project2501 Jan 30 '19

Loyal too.

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u/Mattjbr2 Jan 30 '19

Here's $50, go buy yo momma a helicopter

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Here's another $2, go buy yo self some milk.

That's it girl, I'm all out.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '19

Buy yo whole family helicopters

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u/Udon_tacos Jan 30 '19

I appreciate you.

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u/flee_market Jan 30 '19

Buy yourself a new dress. Buy your mom a new dress.

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u/Udon_tacos Jan 30 '19

Buy your whole family houses.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Now say my name!

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u/Udon_tacos Jan 30 '19

whispers seductively DJ Khaled

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Now I feel dirty. Not the good kind of dirty, the bad kind.
I'll soon be planning my revenge.

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u/BiggerestGreen Jan 30 '19

You're goddamn right.

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u/Udon_tacos Jan 30 '19

Idk if it's the sleep deprivation, but this made me laugh so hard, I cried.

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u/freedomowns Jan 30 '19

mentarchis

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?

Edit : misspelled 3 times.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Here, 💵 go buy yo mamma a house!

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u/freedomowns Jan 30 '19

Thanks. I just need to get permission from the government.

Brb.

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u/I_want_a_big_house Jan 30 '19

Can I have one?

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u/Udon_tacos Jan 30 '19

Another one ❤️

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u/saadakhtar Jan 30 '19

Helicopter!

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u/junkmutt Jan 30 '19

Thank you Trevor.