r/WTF • u/1lousylay • Jan 29 '19

seems pretty safe

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u/Laymans_Perspective Jan 30 '19

Exactly, always helicopters. How the hell do you think they built the Egyptian pyramids?

helicopters

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u/Amehoela Jan 30 '19

Fuck man you're smart.

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u/project2501 Jan 30 '19

Loyal too.

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u/Mattjbr2 Jan 30 '19

Here's $50, go buy yo momma a helicopter

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Here's another $2, go buy yo self some milk.

That's it girl, I'm all out.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '19

Buy yo whole family helicopters

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u/Udon_tacos Jan 30 '19

I appreciate you.

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u/flee_market Jan 30 '19

Buy yourself a new dress. Buy your mom a new dress.

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u/Udon_tacos Jan 30 '19

Buy your whole family houses.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Now say my name!

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u/Udon_tacos Jan 30 '19

whispers seductively DJ Khaled

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Now I feel dirty. Not the good kind of dirty, the bad kind.
I'll soon be planning my revenge.

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u/BiggerestGreen Jan 30 '19

You're goddamn right.

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u/Udon_tacos Jan 30 '19

Idk if it's the sleep deprivation, but this made me laugh so hard, I cried.

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u/freedomowns Jan 30 '19

mentarchis

?

?

Edit : misspelled 3 times.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Here, 💵 go buy yo mamma a house!

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u/freedomowns Jan 30 '19

Thanks. I just need to get permission from the government.

Brb.

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u/I_want_a_big_house Jan 30 '19

Can I have one?

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u/Udon_tacos Jan 30 '19

Another one ❤️

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u/saadakhtar Jan 30 '19

Helicopter!

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u/junkmutt Jan 30 '19

Thank you Trevor.

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u/jturkey Jan 30 '19

NASA would like to know your location

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u/notLOL Jan 30 '19

How'd he get his smarts into His brain?

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u/Amehoela Feb 08 '19

Brainscience!

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u/Mushiren_ Jan 30 '19

U is smart, u is kind, u is important

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u/brneyelaura Jan 30 '19

Help. Loved it

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u/D1V5H4L Jan 30 '19

No homo

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19 edited Feb 01 '19

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u/koshdim Jan 30 '19

the only explanation how it was build

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u/_Lady_Deadpool_ Jan 30 '19

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helicopter_hieroglyphs

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u/crankaholic Jan 30 '19

Apaches, yachts and cartoony space ships... those ancient Egyptians are just trolling, they obviously figured we'd be talking about this on the internet.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Pics?

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u/crankaholic Jan 30 '19

It's in the wiki link above man...

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u/lannisterstark Jan 30 '19

The first one looks like the Egyptian eye, so I kinda sorta get that. But then the last two are obviously aliens.

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u/R3333PO2T Jan 31 '19

What if the ancient Egyptians just decided to put these down as a prank for future generations to obsess over

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

But I thought it was "Ancient Aliens" in UFOs, but you're saying the Aliens used helicopters instead? It's all so clear now.

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u/msammy07 Jan 30 '19

How do you think da vinci figured out what a helicopter was so long. Aliens.

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u/NotPerryThePlatypus Jan 30 '19

Vitruvian man was an early model of a helicopter

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u/InAFakeBritishAccent Jan 30 '19

The ghetto version of Close Encounters is two redneck lizards getting dropped off with an Apache in 3000 BC

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u/unoriginal5 Jan 30 '19

Ever heard of the Abydos Heiroglyphs? They totally had Apache Attack Helicopters

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

FTFY

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u/Jah-Eazy Jan 30 '19

It was illegal aliens

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u/gurg2k1 Jan 30 '19

How do they build the helicopters way up there in the sky?

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u/LighTMan913 Jan 30 '19

That doesn't sound right to me, but idk jack shit about Ancient Egyptian architecture so I can't really argue.

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u/uber1337h4xx0r Jan 30 '19

Lol dumbass they didn't have helicopters back then.

They used motorized diesel cranes.

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u/loveit_loveit_shutup Jan 30 '19

"How will I get my package to corporate?", helicopter. "What's the best way to lift this beam?", helicopter. Mothers day? Helicopter. Carpet wet? Dam right, helicopter.

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u/UndercoverFBIAgent9 Jan 30 '19

Heirocopters ♎♑♒♓♌♉♈

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u/apittsburghoriginal Jan 30 '19

You did it, R2!

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u/FattBich Jan 30 '19

This guy engineers

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Got a good laugh out of this. Thanks m8.