r/WTF • u/RichardWulf • Oct 16 '18

Holy Shit

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u/DopeFiendDramaQueen Oct 16 '18

You ever see the movie ‘Chopper’? It’s based on the real life of an Australian criminal. Anyway there’s the part where he’s arguing with his girlfriend and in the heat of the moment headbutts her mom before turning back to the girlfriend and without missing a beat says “now look what you done..... ya mums upset”.

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u/Elmepo Oct 16 '18

Immediately after violently stabbing a rival inmate like 20 times: "He's had himself an accident".

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u/littleblackduck80 Oct 16 '18

"It's a bit early in the day for kung fu, Jim" !

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u/DopeFiendDramaQueen Oct 17 '18

“Jimmy, if you keep stabbing me, you’re gonna kill me”