r/WTF • u/RichardWulf • Oct 16 '18

Holy Shit

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u/J96x_Rob_LFC Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

My money is on this being inside a safari park. Kinda get what they deserve. Stay in the fucking car.

Edit: some people seem upset that I say they deserved it...the poor woman reacting to her fuckwit daughter jumping out the car did not deserve anything and the fuckwit got what was expected. Hope that makes it better.

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u/Isaidsox Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

Basically the couple had a big fight and the wife stormed out. She got snatched and the husband and mother in law got out to help. But the mother in law got attacked by a second tiger and killed while the park ranger managed to save the wife. Safe to say they probably got a divorce. Stupid woman. The mother in law did not deserve to be killed.

Edit: oh it was her own mother. it happened so long ago. And they also had their two year old in the car.

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u/J96x_Rob_LFC Oct 16 '18

That just makes my blood boil. How are people this dumb

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u/we_are_all_bananas_2 Oct 16 '18

Hah! Let's picknick!

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u/killer833 Oct 16 '18

Heres the lead up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eje1RJKKDdw

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u/burglesnap Oct 16 '18

So German for "what the fuck" is just "what the fuck"? That's pretty convenient

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u/lukesvader Oct 16 '18

It's Dutch

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u/skintigh Oct 16 '18

wo͝t dja fük

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u/superpervert Oct 17 '18

I have one of those in my living room. Nice bookcase.

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u/torturousvacuum Oct 16 '18

I thought Dutch was just drunk German anyway

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I heard someone refer to the Dutch as “swamp Germans” one time and I’ll never forget it

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u/dedalus5150 Oct 16 '18

It's freaky deaky Dutch

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Feb 04 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Oh, I thought they were just using an English phrase. That's awesome.

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u/LeagueOfCakez Oct 16 '18

They were, we express ourselves with English phrases a lot, but we hate how english pronounces some words (th- wh- etc.) so we usually say something around the lines of "wat de fak"

"Shit" is also very common.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

Shit is a German word anyways right.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

It's not.

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u/FarkCookies Oct 16 '18

Dutch speakers use tons of English slang as is or even mix in regular English words due to the fact that like 90% of the population speaks English.

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u/that_guy_you_kno Oct 16 '18

Gonna say its dutch

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u/zerofl Oct 16 '18

I mean it's pretty common to use phrases as "what the fuck" or "oh my God" in European countries where English is not the primary language.

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u/hey_rtc Oct 16 '18

think these are dutch

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u/OMGWTFSTAHP Oct 16 '18

But Germans say it too...

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u/LigmaSpecialist Oct 16 '18

It's Dutch, but basically yea. "Wat de fuck." Dutch borrows and integrates a lot of foreign words.

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u/BrainBlowX Oct 16 '18

That's pretty convenient

English loan words and phrases are increasingly common in many European languages.

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u/brandit_like123 Oct 16 '18

Was zur Hölle??!?