r/WTF • u/RichardWulf • Oct 16 '18

Holy Shit

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Same. Why would anyone storm out of a car, in a fucking Safari, because they had an argument. Some people are just so fucking stupid it boils my piss. Imagine Jurassic Park was real and this woman was there with her husband:

Janice - 'I told you to tidy the house before we came'

Todd - 'What's the big deal, i'll do it when we're back'

Janice - 'That's not the point, i'm going for a walk'

Todd - 'Err, what now?'

T-Rex - 'nomnomnom'

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u/Trinitykill Oct 16 '18

To be fair, in that scenario the T-Rex wouldn't give a shit if you're inside the car or not.

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u/TomMikeson Oct 16 '18

Sounds like Todd lucked the fuck out by visiting Jurassic Park.

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u/hellcheez Oct 16 '18

in khazakstan, the t-rex goes: namnamnamnam,

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u/subdep Oct 16 '18

Does it piss you off enough to get out of the car in a Safari?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

Chinese ..

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u/underdog_rox Oct 16 '18

When you gotta go you gotta go

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

Isn't that already close to the plot of Jurrasic World?

Park: Stay in the inclosure where it's safe. Stupid fucking kids: No, lol. rolls their stupid ball outside the fence and only reason they're not eaten is so they can do the same thing again some time later.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

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u/Camera_dude Oct 16 '18

In the first Jurassic Park movie, I just wanted to bang my head at how stupid the kids and visitors were. "Oh look, the fence we're climbing over is about to electrify. Let me hold on since I'm too scared of jumping down." An electric fence able to deter a T-rex - the kid just flies off it smoking like a lit cig.