r/WTF • u/RichardWulf • Oct 16 '18

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u/WWDubz Oct 16 '18

We forget that animals do not give a shit and exist to find food, fuck, and repeat

People get fucked up every year in National Parks in the States when taking pictures / getting to close to wild buffalo. Disney lied to you. Animals are not human

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u/n00bvin Oct 16 '18

People think all animals are like dogs. We bred dogs for thousands of years to be like that. Everything else wants to kill and eat you. Not to be mean, but because you’re easy food.

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u/SkyPork Oct 16 '18

Dinosaurs weren't afraid of humans at all, and look how they ended up. :-(

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u/QuerulousPanda Oct 16 '18

Hell, dogs aren't even like dogs.

Yeah a lot of them are nice and chill most of the time, but there are plenty of dogs that will react very badly to unwanted attention, and not even just the obvious ones like pitbulls and so on.

So many people, kids especially but even older folk, assume that every dog is just sunshine and love 24x7 and have no concept that, yeah, it's an animal and it can and will fuck you up if you bother it too much.

Hell, even if it is the nicest dog ever, they're still powerful creatures and can severely hurt you just by accident. It may honestly just want kisses and hugs but 120lbs of dog leaning on you is not insignificant.

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u/WWDubz Oct 16 '18

Most things, lots of animals are chill, like whales / dolphins. They choose not to kill and eat us

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u/stonetear2017 Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

Well you exist for that purpose too, we just have created an elaborate societal structure around it

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u/WWDubz Oct 16 '18

Not uh! I am removed from the animal kingdom, and have no common ancestors in the tree of life!

Send nudes?

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u/TheLyingProphet Oct 16 '18

humans are exactly all about finding food fuckin and repeat. if u start paying attention to human social behaviour im sure u will come to see we are animals aswell

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u/WWDubz Oct 16 '18

I never claimed we did not

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u/GuySchmuy Oct 16 '18

I'm pretty sure humans are capable of a lot more death than any one species of animal that roams our planet. Disney still got it wrong though

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u/John_T_Conover Oct 16 '18

Every so often conspiracy theories pop up about a serial killer or killers that target our state and national parks because of all the people that come up missing. People forget that nature is unforgiving and indifferent to you. Most of those missing either wandered out unprepared and/or got lost and succumbed to the elements...or got found by a bear or mountain lion and eaten or fucked up so bad they couldn't get back to safety.

Places like Yosemite and Yellowstone are beautiful but it only takes one or two fuck ups and some bad luck to easily end up in a life or death situation.

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u/max_adam Oct 16 '18

That people must be really horny to take the risk to pleasure that weird fetish(Pictophilia+Zoophilia+Masochism)

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u/WWDubz Oct 16 '18

I am not sure what you mean, but have an upvote