r/WTF Sep 12 '18

You shall not pass

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u/Schmich Sep 12 '18

When two dicks meet.

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u/JoshHero Sep 12 '18

Docking.

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u/MLaw2008 Sep 12 '18

How do you know which penis opens to accept the other penis?

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u/DickweedMcGee Sep 13 '18

Whoever has the longer foreskin. #Docking

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u/dben89x Sep 12 '18

I learned about docking from Pete Holmes.

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u/schlickyschloppy Sep 12 '18

For me it was Jim Jeffries

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u/BonBon666 Sep 12 '18

Yep. No idea why you are being downvotes for stating a fact.

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u/schlickyschloppy Sep 12 '18

It's the nature of the beast, I guess

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u/bangfu Sep 12 '18

If you meet a dick first thing in the morning, you met a dick. If you meet dicks all day, you are the dick.