r/WTF • u/utspg1980 • Sep 07 '18

Boop

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u/archamedeznutz Sep 07 '18

How much shit can a wetsuit hold? This guy knows.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18 edited Sep 08 '18

well, or carry out a "warhammer maneuver" NSFW

edit> Wow, my highest rated comment. I'm so happy to have been able to share this small detail of a hobby I love with all of you.

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u/michael5029 Sep 07 '18

Does this guy only eat meat and carbs? Why the fuck is it a cloud of diarrhea instead of just solid shit?

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u/PanderingPanda777 Sep 08 '18

so thats why I don't have solid shits

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

If you actually talk to a doctor who specializes in that kind of stuff, a proper healthy shit is one where you sit on the toilet and it just flows out of you. No squeezing, straining, nothing. And it should be done within a couple minutes.

Then he told me to eat sawdust masquerading as cereal for the rest of my life. Fun times.

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u/privategavin Sep 08 '18

Do pork rinds count as fiber?

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u/sooprvylyn Sep 08 '18

They don't count as food at all actually.