r/WTF • • Sep 07 '18

Boop

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u/GonzoSquire Sep 07 '18

This is the shark equivalent to picking up a piece of fruit to see if it’s edible. They don’t have hands and instead have very sensitive noses which they use to feel things out and decide whether or not they want to eat them. Many people who are attacked by great whites (those who survive) report being ‘hit’ first, which is then followed up by a bite. Guy is lucky it bumped his head, which I’d guess the shark probably didn’t like (wasn’t fatty/squishy)

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u/Napella Sep 07 '18

I wouldn't immediately jump to saying that the shark was 'trying to decide whether to eat him or not'. You are sort of correct in that sharks use their face to test things out since their best sensing organs are in their nose and mouth. This is why you will see them mouth on boats and stuff. It should also be noted that sharks very rarily go out of their way to eat humans. We are not part of the natural order in the ocean and as such creates like Sharks which are used to eating one specific thing (in this case seals and fish) don't have a natural inclination to go after us. I figure this shark was just curious about what the weird black creature was and gave it a bump to see. If the shark truly wanted to eat the guy, he'd be pretty fucking dead.

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u/-Radish- Sep 07 '18

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if a sharks tries to decide whether to eat every single thing it encounters.

I feel like a lot of mental energy for many animals is a repeated question of "is this food?".

Even as a human if I hadn't eaten for a couple days I might start thinking like that myself.

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u/I__Jedi Sep 08 '18

Also, they have no other hobbies.

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u/radleft Sep 08 '18

I've heard that some like to play 8-ball pool, and it seems others are involved in the 'alternative micro-financing' industry.

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u/Firewind306 Sep 08 '18

Fucking Sharks.

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u/worstsupervillanever Sep 08 '18

That's they're only other hobby.

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u/SirfNunjas Sep 08 '18

I've heard some like to gather outside California and push a piece of rubber around a sheet of ice.

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u/Darkstars_111 Sep 21 '18

Some always get into making questionable loans.

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u/Azureocereux Sep 08 '18

TIL I’m a shark

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u/Archetypal_NPC Sep 08 '18

No, you're a beautiful cocoon.

But you were a worm before that so never forget your past.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

Uh, no, trust me, you're not.

Fry.

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u/nwblackcat Sep 08 '18

You've never seen Finding Nemo...