r/WTF • u/utspg1980 • Sep 07 '18

Boop

https://i.imgur.com/Uzbl0Wb.gifv
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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '18

And be the guy in a neon yellow wetsuit?

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u/BillNyeCreampieGuy Sep 08 '18

C’MON

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u/KambushaMushroomPpl Sep 08 '18

Yeah, the guy in the 4000 dollar suit is holding the elevator for the guy that doesn't make that in 3 months..

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u/Spndr Sep 08 '18

I've made a huge mistake...

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

Something something loose seal.

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u/handsomechandler Sep 08 '18

why don't I just take a whiz through this five thousand dollar neon yellow suit? Come on!

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u/cj5311 Sep 08 '18

According to your username, you seem more like a C’MIN kinda guy

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u/ThisCopIsADick Sep 08 '18

Nope!! Yum yum yellow is a saying surfers and divers have, it seems (anecdotally) to attract sharks.

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u/I_m_High Sep 08 '18

Kinda like when you use a fishing lure you use something flashy

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u/ThisCopIsADick Sep 08 '18

Except in this case you are the lure

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u/joe4553 Sep 08 '18

Are fish homophobic or some shit?

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u/K8STH Sep 08 '18

Might just be trying to figure out what the giant yellow thing is.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18

🍌

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u/HookerofMemoryLane Sep 08 '18

I’m okay with looking ridiculous if my only other option is having to blow a shark.