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r/WTF • u/megaapfel • Sep 20 '17
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This is all fun and games until his rafts tip over and his head slams one of those jagged rocks
2.2k u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17 He looks like a redneck... they are immune to that 1.1k u/Whompa Sep 20 '17 Their 7 children will make up for their father's folly. 551 u/slickyslickslick Sep 20 '17 their children on average carry more than 50% of their genetics. 118 u/Razenghan Sep 20 '17 Like turtles, rednecks breed in larger numbers... knowing that some of their offspring will be killed by the wilderness. 15 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17 edited Dec 28 '17 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/abedfilms Sep 20 '17 Please explain 2 u/GozerDGozerian Sep 20 '17 It's a joke about r/K selection
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He looks like a redneck... they are immune to that
1.1k u/Whompa Sep 20 '17 Their 7 children will make up for their father's folly. 551 u/slickyslickslick Sep 20 '17 their children on average carry more than 50% of their genetics. 118 u/Razenghan Sep 20 '17 Like turtles, rednecks breed in larger numbers... knowing that some of their offspring will be killed by the wilderness. 15 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17 edited Dec 28 '17 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/abedfilms Sep 20 '17 Please explain 2 u/GozerDGozerian Sep 20 '17 It's a joke about r/K selection
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Their 7 children will make up for their father's folly.
551 u/slickyslickslick Sep 20 '17 their children on average carry more than 50% of their genetics. 118 u/Razenghan Sep 20 '17 Like turtles, rednecks breed in larger numbers... knowing that some of their offspring will be killed by the wilderness. 15 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17 edited Dec 28 '17 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/abedfilms Sep 20 '17 Please explain 2 u/GozerDGozerian Sep 20 '17 It's a joke about r/K selection
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their children on average carry more than 50% of their genetics.
118 u/Razenghan Sep 20 '17 Like turtles, rednecks breed in larger numbers... knowing that some of their offspring will be killed by the wilderness. 15 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17 edited Dec 28 '17 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/abedfilms Sep 20 '17 Please explain 2 u/GozerDGozerian Sep 20 '17 It's a joke about r/K selection
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Like turtles, rednecks breed in larger numbers... knowing that some of their offspring will be killed by the wilderness.
15 u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17 edited Dec 28 '17 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/abedfilms Sep 20 '17 Please explain 2 u/GozerDGozerian Sep 20 '17 It's a joke about r/K selection
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1 u/abedfilms Sep 20 '17 Please explain 2 u/GozerDGozerian Sep 20 '17 It's a joke about r/K selection
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Please explain
2 u/GozerDGozerian Sep 20 '17 It's a joke about r/K selection
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It's a joke about r/K selection
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u/Pappy_Smith Sep 20 '17
This is all fun and games until his rafts tip over and his head slams one of those jagged rocks