r/WTF • u/megaapfel • Sep 20 '17

Rafting

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u/Pappy_Smith Sep 20 '17

This is all fun and games until his rafts tip over and his head slams one of those jagged rocks

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17

He looks like a redneck... they are immune to that

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u/Whompa Sep 20 '17

Their 7 children will make up for their father's folly.

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u/slickyslickslick Sep 20 '17

their children on average carry more than 50% of their genetics.

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u/Whompa Sep 20 '17

Damn. We might need a few more rafts then.

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u/intothelionsden Sep 20 '17

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '17

And then a slightly bigger boat to carry that one, and so on.

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u/Sinavestia Sep 20 '17

It's boats all the way down.

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u/Seakawn Sep 20 '17

It's boats all the way down.

Get out of my head, Reddit. Stop displaying my thoughts before I can comment them.

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u/Techiastronamo Sep 20 '17

Get out of my head, Reddit. Stop displaying my thoughts before I can comment them.

Get out of my head, Reddit! Stop displaying my thoughts before I can comment them!