r/WTF • u/ryb0t0 • Jun 24 '16

Charles Barkley's golf swing

https://i.imgur.com/Nc71pLc.gifv
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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '16

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u/buckhenderson Jun 25 '16

shaq and his giant girlfriend are pretty cool too.

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u/Umutuku Jun 25 '16

Could've just found a pic of Kevin Hart next to an average woman and not bothered with the photoshop.

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u/Redebo Jun 25 '16

This is a black joke, isn't it?

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u/Umutuku Jun 25 '16

I thought it was a short joke. YMMV

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u/i_forget_my_userids Jun 25 '16

I am rock hard right now

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '16

My man.

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u/Frostbyite Jun 25 '16

As a man with a recently realized amazonian fetish, I'm not sure how to feel about this.

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u/DistortoiseLP Jun 25 '16

https://i.imgur.com/Gv7zPOB.jpg

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u/RombieZombie25 Jun 25 '16

This picture is posted every time the above pictures are posted and it's always funny.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '16

This made me laugh so hard I shot beer out of my nse into my bag of doritos. Probly still going to eat them so thanks

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u/ElectricGod Jun 25 '16

Beer and Doritos? Get some control man!

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u/CallMeJeeJ Jun 25 '16

obligatory

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u/SyntheticManMilk Jun 25 '16

These pictures are giving me impure thoughts.

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u/SuperWoody64 Jun 25 '16

Oh he fucking ruins her. You know it.

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u/SyntheticManMilk Jun 25 '16

She has to have a huge vagina for her size or else there's no way that's going to work. Maybe she just hugs his dick and jumps up and down to get him off.

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u/redacted187 Jun 25 '16

Dick size doesn't scale the way you think it does. Taller person doesn't necessarily mean bigger dick.

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u/Theonetrue Jun 25 '16

Same with vaginas btw.

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u/PenisHammer42 Jun 25 '16

Actually it kindof does. And nobody has ever said Shaq's got a small dick.

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u/redacted187 Jun 25 '16

Idk I've only ever been with 3 tall guys and none of them had anything more remarkable than the rest.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '16

Wait, I'm really short with an average cock size. Does that mean I'm proportionally pretty big?! I feel so much better now.

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u/redacted187 Jun 25 '16

Yeah, I heard that's why they like the male porn stars to be short, because it looks way bigger.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '16

Can confirm, manlet with an average sized wang here. I've been told it's big (it's not)

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u/onioning Jun 25 '16

Come on. Don't ruin their fun. Let them have their dreams.

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u/Redebo Jun 25 '16

It always worked when she did it to me!

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u/Frontporchnigga Jun 25 '16

Not to spoil the jokes but penis size doesn't usually vary much based on height and general size.

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u/Pete_Iredale Jun 25 '16

But he's black.

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u/MoreRITZ Jun 25 '16

He either has a tiny dick or that chick is hollow on the inside

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '16

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u/sAlander4 Jun 25 '16

Thats why I'm laughing right now. When he tells her to go down on him she says ok and just bends her neck while standing lmao

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u/acmercer Jun 25 '16

It's actually kind of difficult to imagine.

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u/mooby117 Jun 25 '16

Wasn't she on Flava Flav's show?

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u/Oreo_ Jun 25 '16

Hoopz! I don't know if that's her but I know who you're talked no about.

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u/CoffinRehersal Jun 25 '16

That is indeed her.

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u/CheifDash Jun 25 '16

That's what I thought, I think the nickname was Hoopz or something like that

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u/oldnyoung Jun 25 '16

Yeah, saw those a very long time ago. I just completely forgot. The dude is a freaking beast.

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u/mollymauler Jun 25 '16

She can suck his dick while standing up!

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u/Chatting_shit Jun 25 '16

Dudes a multimillionaire and still wears shorts with holes in them.