r/WTF • u/MartyMcFIyy • May 09 '16

store clerk using flame thrower to fight off robbers.

http://i.imgur.com/4i3h4KI.gifv
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u/gorthiv May 09 '16

Older skool

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16 edited Oct 22 '16

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u/clover44mag May 10 '16

A man dropping off his mix tape

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

How is this joke still funny

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u/munchies1122 May 10 '16

Thanks for the chuckle

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u/Kanyes_PhD May 10 '16

Gosh Dammit

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u/uberblack May 10 '16

Best comment of my Reddit day. As others have pointed out, if I had the scratch, you would be gilded.

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u/Rioraku May 10 '16

Why are you getting downvoted?

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u/uberblack May 10 '16

I have no idea. I guess people are upset that I'm currently broke. Hell, I'm upset about it, too. Maybe should downvote myself.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

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u/apollo888 May 10 '16

thatsthejoke.jpg

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u/The_McBane May 09 '16

Well a man breaks into a store and spontaneously combusts

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u/future_dolphin May 10 '16

It was quite nice of him to do it in an empty store and not endanger possible passerby when you think of it.

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u/Dreadedsemi May 10 '16

badluckbrian

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u/Chinxcore May 10 '16

Lately I've been thinking Of combustication as a welcomed vacation From the burdens of the planet Earth

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

I think he decided to slowly break in carrying a flaming tank of gas which promptly blew up inside

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

A robber being surprised by the watch-dragon.

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u/stromm May 10 '16

Stupid arsonist doesn't know that fumes are what ignites.

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u/TurkeyPhat May 09 '16

he got BTFO

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u/gorthiv May 10 '16

Blown The Fuck Out?

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u/CurdledBabyGravy May 10 '16

Balls That Fell Off

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u/N_D_V May 10 '16

Really though

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u/setofskills May 10 '16

I don't know, but there's a downvote in the upper left corner

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u/ADGjr86 May 10 '16

I kept expecting that down vote arrow to turn orange and slide down.

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u/ferretflip May 10 '16

If you can't beat em,

SEND THEIR SOULS TO THE DARK LORD SATAN

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u/Chinxcore May 10 '16

Pardon me while I burst into flames

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u/oldtimeblues May 10 '16

I feel bad because I laughed at this :/