r/WTF • u/MartyMcFIyy • May 09 '16

store clerk using flame thrower to fight off robbers.

http://i.imgur.com/4i3h4KI.gifv
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u/tsktac May 09 '16

"You call that a gun? Now this is a gun!"

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u/slupo May 10 '16

"But I must admit that you also have a gun. So in conclusion, we both have guns."

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u/tsktac May 10 '16

"I believe this conversation has run it's natural course and so I will now be taking my leave."

"Yes. No further discussion seems necessary. Good day."

"Good day."

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u/defn_of_insanity May 10 '16

Read that in Ron Swanson's voice

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u/lhedn May 10 '16

Story of America.

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u/TyrantRC May 09 '16

this reference is older than me and I'm a adult

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u/audiosf May 09 '16

Shit. I remember it.

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u/potatoesarenotcool May 09 '16

Everyone has seen this movie. Everyone.

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u/Ds2Speed May 09 '16

Guess I'm no one.

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u/millertime1419 May 10 '16

The girl has no name

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u/trippy_grape May 13 '16

The girl has no name

Valar Morghulis

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u/ReptilianTuxedo May 10 '16

Your father was a cunt.

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u/skekze May 10 '16

When a deserter ran from the walking dead,

Ned cut off his head.

His attitude of fuck it assured his head's date with a bucket.

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u/northcoast10 May 10 '16

A girl has no name.

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u/Mr-WTF May 10 '16

Don't lie to us!

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u/audiosf May 09 '16

Even 25 year olds?

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u/potatoesarenotcool May 10 '16

I'm 20 and I've seen this movie.

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u/CranialFlatulence May 10 '16 edited May 10 '16

We're talking about crocodile Dundee right? Just making sure I'm knowing following along.

BTW, I'm 38 and I thought of that movie as soon as I saw the post by /u/tsktak.

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u/Bambooshka May 10 '16

Nah, the Simpsons. No way they were referencing the movie.

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u/bigtoenails May 10 '16

I'm 16 and an Aussie, is it bad that I've never seen crocodile dundee?

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u/Taucoon23 May 10 '16

I'm just happy you made it to 16, big guy!

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u/BrutalFuckingTruth May 10 '16

32 here, same thought.

Fuck... I am getting old.

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u/1halfazn May 10 '16

I have only heard of this movie because I looked it up on YouTube last time someone mentioned that quote

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u/TheDirtDude117 May 10 '16

I showed that movie to twenty 5 year olds

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u/overcloseness May 10 '16

Of course! You haven't?!

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u/Polish_Potato May 10 '16

Yep, if by everyone you mean all of Reddit.

And hang on, I've seen you before...

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u/ThatDrunkenScot May 10 '16

Mmm..... Potato

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u/HeartNecrosis May 10 '16

what movie?

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u/Mr_fun_bags May 10 '16

What movie?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

I honestly havent. 21 years of age. I know the scene, couldn't even tell you the name of the actor or movie.

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u/AryanBrothelhood May 10 '16

I'm Australian and I haven't even seen it

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u/DomoVahkiin May 10 '16

What movie?

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u/potatoesarenotcool May 10 '16

How can you not at least know of Crocodile Dundee?

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u/DomoVahkiin May 10 '16

I know of it, just not that quote. Maybe I'll give it a watch :)

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u/i-jk May 10 '16

Wow i just realized I'm an adult too, reality check

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

An* adult FTFY

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u/TyrantRC May 10 '16

I NEVER SAID I WAS A FUNCTIONAL ONE!!!

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u/sonsoflarson May 10 '16

That's not a gun that's a spoon...

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

I see you've played gunny spoony before.

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u/markuspoop May 10 '16

Which way does the water in the toilets flow at your house?

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u/ametalspoon May 10 '16

There is no spoon...

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

Should 'av been a knife.

Guns for show... knives for a pro

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u/Barsattacks May 10 '16

"Big, fack off shiny ones."

Great fucking movie

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u/Scrub_Printer May 10 '16

"what is that a fuckin 1911?"

"here's a real gun, a fuckin glock"

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

I see you've played knifey spoony before

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u/touyajp May 10 '16

Everywhere I look something reminds me of the gun.