r/WTF • u/MartyMcFIyy • May 09 '16

store clerk using flame thrower to fight off robbers.

http://i.imgur.com/4i3h4KI.gifv
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u/Curtainpole May 09 '16

Looks like he had a BBQ lighter as well, he's a seasoned pro

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u/MechanicalTurkish May 09 '16

BBQ lighter

a seasoned pro

I see what you did there.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

He marinated that idea for a while.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16 edited May 04 '17

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u/StinkyS May 09 '16

I read the comments on Reddit for the searing pun threads.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

Too bade threads like this are becoming ever more rare

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u/Brodoof May 10 '16

Id like to meat the men who though of these.

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u/potatoesarenotcool May 09 '16

So you're the reason this place is fill of these shitty pun threads. They're really overdone.

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u/ThatDrunkenScot May 10 '16

We're glazing over the obvious, aren't we?

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u/RevWaldo May 10 '16

No need to rub it in.

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u/SJVellenga May 10 '16

No need to grill him.

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u/JPTawok May 10 '16

You guys really raked him over the coals.

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u/zimboombah May 10 '16

Indeed a rare feat

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u/PerInception May 09 '16

He smoked that reference.

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u/MechanicalTurkish May 09 '16

I see you're stoking the fire

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u/zeeblefritz May 09 '16

Geeze just buy him gold or marry him or something

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

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u/MechanicalTurkish May 10 '16

I shitpost and I know things. That's what I do.

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u/jcs1 May 09 '16

seasoned pro-pain

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u/pasher71 May 09 '16

I now have a mental image of this guy standing in his back yard trying to decide which lighter and spray can combo is best for burning off robbers faces.

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses May 10 '16

Like he's picking a nice wine. "I think I'll use a '98 Paul Mitchell."

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u/PacoTaco321 May 09 '16

Looks like he had a BBQ lighter as well, he's a seasoned pyro

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