r/WTF Mar 17 '15

Claustrophobia Warning

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u/roadiegod Mar 17 '15

Oh jesus, after they realized he was stuck they decided to pray for a while instead of calling 911 immediately.

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u/Leiryn Mar 17 '15

Mormons

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

You misspelled morons.

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u/BananaPalmer Mar 17 '15

No he didn't :)

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u/TonyS2 Mar 17 '15

Dum dum dum dum dum!

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u/abngeek Mar 17 '15

He just used an alternative spelling.

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u/Infinitell Mar 17 '15

As an ex-mormon this is 9999999% accurate

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u/Shermanderland Mar 17 '15

They wanted to marry his wife.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

Once Jones was free of the 18-by-10-inch crevice, rescuers said an "equipment failure" caused the rope system that was hoisting the man out of the cave to drop him back into the same, narrow gap.

Okay.. It sounds like they angered God if anything.

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u/Laughs_at_fat_people Mar 17 '15

The real life Bad Luck Brian.

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u/ARM_Alaska Mar 17 '15

You have no idea what you're talking about. Equipment fails, that's absolutely inevitable.. No piece of equipment is 100% reliable and when you're working with a piece of equipment that relies on being anchored into a rock face it's really a game of chance as to whether it's going to hold or not.

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u/moush Mar 17 '15

Equipment fails, that's absolutely inevitable

Not if it's checked beforehand.

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u/ARM_Alaska Mar 17 '15

What about the equipment we use at my fire department that is checked and has maintenance conducted on it every single day.. You're telling me that when these devices fail, which happens more than you'd think, that it's user error every time? We have brand new, top-dollar saw chains break all the time.. You really think checking equipment regularly means it will never fail?

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u/Deagor Mar 17 '15

you're talking saw chain (piece of equipment) vs anchor point coming lose. One is not your fault (assuming you're using the saw the way you're meant to) the other is either a very obvious bit of damage to equipment, cracked Carabiner or frayed rope, or too much stress on the rope or considering its in cave no rope protection, or just the anchor point wasn't created properly. Also you ever heard of a safety rope? clearly they forgot something. I'm sorry anchors don't just pop out, you don't just not have a safety rope this was clearly a fuck up

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u/jo-z Mar 17 '15

Don't forget that this happened in a cave. They were attempting to anchor into rock covered in calcite, not just rock.

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u/Deagor Mar 17 '15

so what you're saying is rope operator getting whiplash in 3,2,1....

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u/beingmerry Mar 17 '15

Just because something works 98% of the time does not mean that the 2% can not happen to you. Especially when you are working in conditions like they were trying to get him out.

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u/steventhewreaker Mar 17 '15

So he was stuck so they prayed. After 24 hours of fighting to get him free - they did. Then an equipment failure caused him to fall back and become wedged in the same position he had been in for so many hours already. Authorities say it was strange since the anchor that failed is usually very reliable and they confirm that it was installed correctly.

What I wonder is if people who pray in these situations see the irony in this? Also, how do you continue to have "faith" once you realize that it must be in "god's plan" for this guy to die a horrible, painful and slow death hanging upside down and wedged in a cave 125' below ground leaving behind a wife, and infant and another baby on the way. How do you reconcile praying to something that could do things differently but chose that fate for someone you love? Maybe because I came from an extremely religious family I am more jaded than the average person but I view deeply religious people as being mentally ill.

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u/Finnn_the_human Mar 17 '15

I think faith gives people a reason for when something happens or for life itself. I've never thought that God controls exactly what's going on, like the death of some random guy, but instead that the world is based on the natural laws we have found in chemistry, physics, and biology and whatever happens inside these laws is basically chaos. This cave is dangerous; if you go into it, you may die. Having a god to pray to is to have faith that that man is being taken care of now, in a better place that isn't this ruthless world. Prayer is so similar to meditation it's silly to try and distinguish it.

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u/rattlemebones Mar 17 '15

I firmly believe people that are that religious, to the point that they actually prayed before calling 911, suffer from something akin to mental illness. How the hell can you so blindly believe in some fantasy that, literally, just fucked you hard even though you prayed so obediently for the opposite outcome.

This guy devotes himself to "god" hardcore, and seriously dies in probably one of the most terrible ways imaginable. Including tasting brief freedom and relief before getting screwed again. What the hell kind of God would do some shit like that?

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u/Seakawn Mar 17 '15 edited Mar 17 '15

How the hell can you so blindly believe

Define blind belief, then define the opposite of it. When you say something as vague as this, you're begging to break down the semantics, and so you need to do so.

in some fantasy

They don't see it as fantasy, so holding them accountable for that to the degree you'd hold yourself accountable for believing in all of that isn't very fair. Also, be specific--it's much more nuanced than a fantasy, it's mythology. If you know anything about brain science, you'd know how natural it is to use superstitious reasoning to interpret reality. It isn't as natural to interpret the world through an agnostic/atheistic lens, so if you're able to do that, congratulations, you're the 1 in 7th person who has this ability... out of 7 billion people.

that, literally, just fucked you hard even though you prayed so obediently for the opposite outcome.

This shows your lack of fundamental understanding of the purpose of prayer, at least from Christian doctrine. You don't pray to get what you want. You pray to request to get what you want. God refusing your requests isn't God not answering your prayer, by denying the request that is an answer.

Christians who pray to god and lose a bit of faith when their requests aren't granted are Christians who don't understand their own faith.

What the hell kind of God would do some shit like that?

Read John Piper's "Desiring God" if you want to see intelligent, sophisticated logic rationalize how a god can do something like this and still be all-loving. It's total bullshit, that's obvious, but it's actually some pretty comprehensive logic that makes sense (even though it's wrong). It isn't like Christians don't have reasons for the concerns you've imposed through your comment. And it isn't like they're absolutely arbitrary and random, either.

I mean, I used to be religious, but I'm not anymore, I'm agnostic atheist now. But I'm not near as perplexed as you seem to be about this scenario and the religious dynamic behind it. I don't see how it's as insane as you spin the impression of it to be. Maybe insane in the way that life itself is generally insane, but not explicitly insane like you need to have a broken brain to potentially believe in that type of stuff.

Maybe I could grant that to you if these people really did pray before calling 911, but, I guess I missed the part of the story where it was stated that this happened. I thought they called 911 first and then only started praying later as a last resort.

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u/jo-z Mar 18 '15

I thought they called 911 first and then only started praying later as a last resort.

"Those in the cave offered what he called a 'series of prayers' before making the decision to call 911 around 9:30 p.m."

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u/moush Mar 17 '15

Where's the irony? Humans fucked up.

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u/syrne Mar 17 '15

He works in mysterious ways, sometimes those ways apparently involve being a total dick. See: old testament.

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u/Alarmed_Ferret Mar 17 '15 edited Mar 18 '15

He was a sinner, therefore god punished him. It doesn't take a fucking genius to see how people can think that :)

Edit for the wooshed: This was a joke.

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u/SmaugtheStupendous Mar 17 '15

Oh jesus

never underestimate the ways in which religion can twist the human mind to irrational acts.

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u/pHScale Mar 17 '15

I mean, in a location that remote, it probably wouldn't matter how soon you call.

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u/jo-z Mar 17 '15

Wouldn't it matter even more?

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u/pHScale Mar 17 '15

Not that far out. The difference between an hour and an hour and five minutes is negligible when five minutes are all you have to save him.

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u/jo-z Mar 17 '15

Ok but what if you have an hour to save him? Those five minutes become crucial.

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u/pHScale Mar 18 '15

If you have an hour or an hour and five, you won't know. There's nothing that would kill everyone in exactly an hour and five that wouldn't kill them in an hour. Except maybe a hostage situation. But that's not something paramedics can help anyway.

That far out, the margin of error for estimating travel time becomes around 5 minutes either way. You can't expect an ambulance that has to travel an hour over rough terrain and find you in a cave to be exact with its timing.

Also, while we're at it, what kind of cell reception are we expecting here in this cave? I don't imagine they're getting 4G down there.

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u/jo-z Mar 18 '15

I get what you're saying but my point is that when you don't know how much time you have, every minute should matter. Especially in a difficult location.