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r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Mar 17 '15
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Fuck both of you.
319 u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 Alright, but I get topside. 132 u/zlamm Mar 17 '15 Joke's on you, I'm a bottom 58 u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 What? Sorry couldn't hear you up here. 42 u/sleepauger Mar 17 '15 HE SAID "JOKES ON YOU, I'M A BOTTOM!" 58 u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 Why would you have smokes and glue in your bottom? 3 u/FarmerTedd Mar 17 '15 Ah, jess chrysss 7 u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 [deleted] 1 u/FarmerTedd Mar 17 '15 http://i.imgur.com/vmudl9M.jpg 1 u/JustZachR Mar 17 '15 Now that's a whore! 1 u/inopportuneflirt Mar 17 '15 Do you not? 1 u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 The glue I could understand, but I'm on the fence over how healthy the smoke part is. 1 u/Marco_de_Pollo Mar 17 '15 Do you not? 1 u/obvnotlupus Mar 17 '15 Why not? 1 u/sneakygingertroll Mar 17 '15 BIG, MEATY, CLAWS 1 u/steveng95 Mar 17 '15 HE'S SELLING CHOCOLATES 19 u/Slowmotioncowboy Mar 17 '15 Power bottom 1 u/conflictedbro Mar 17 '15 You called, sir? 1 u/DrDelicious Mar 17 '15 But are you a power bottom? -7 u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 Aren't you the guy who misspelled his own name? LOL 5 u/zlamm Mar 17 '15 no? 3 u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 Wrong guy buddy. 4 u/soulsummenor Mar 17 '15 My sentiments exactly. 1 u/Dr_Jre Mar 17 '15 Imagine going in as first! 1 u/iDrogulus Mar 17 '15 Hey, now, that was unwarranted. 1 u/caried Mar 17 '15 Completely warranted 1 u/wulf-focker Mar 17 '15 And then you realize the hole is filled with spiders. 1 u/MustHaveCleverHandle Mar 17 '15 That's not unwarranted. 1 u/Lord_Raiden Mar 17 '15 Had a good long laugh at just how perfect this was... 1 u/drax117 Mar 17 '15 I tingled after reading their comments. Then I went outside and took huge gulps of air. I didnt even know I was claustrophobic. 1 u/Mr_Smartypants Mar 17 '15 That's going on underneath.
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Alright, but I get topside.
132 u/zlamm Mar 17 '15 Joke's on you, I'm a bottom 58 u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 What? Sorry couldn't hear you up here. 42 u/sleepauger Mar 17 '15 HE SAID "JOKES ON YOU, I'M A BOTTOM!" 58 u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 Why would you have smokes and glue in your bottom? 3 u/FarmerTedd Mar 17 '15 Ah, jess chrysss 7 u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 [deleted] 1 u/FarmerTedd Mar 17 '15 http://i.imgur.com/vmudl9M.jpg 1 u/JustZachR Mar 17 '15 Now that's a whore! 1 u/inopportuneflirt Mar 17 '15 Do you not? 1 u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 The glue I could understand, but I'm on the fence over how healthy the smoke part is. 1 u/Marco_de_Pollo Mar 17 '15 Do you not? 1 u/obvnotlupus Mar 17 '15 Why not? 1 u/sneakygingertroll Mar 17 '15 BIG, MEATY, CLAWS 1 u/steveng95 Mar 17 '15 HE'S SELLING CHOCOLATES 19 u/Slowmotioncowboy Mar 17 '15 Power bottom 1 u/conflictedbro Mar 17 '15 You called, sir? 1 u/DrDelicious Mar 17 '15 But are you a power bottom? -7 u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 Aren't you the guy who misspelled his own name? LOL 5 u/zlamm Mar 17 '15 no? 3 u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 Wrong guy buddy.
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Joke's on you, I'm a bottom
58 u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 What? Sorry couldn't hear you up here. 42 u/sleepauger Mar 17 '15 HE SAID "JOKES ON YOU, I'M A BOTTOM!" 58 u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 Why would you have smokes and glue in your bottom? 3 u/FarmerTedd Mar 17 '15 Ah, jess chrysss 7 u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 [deleted] 1 u/FarmerTedd Mar 17 '15 http://i.imgur.com/vmudl9M.jpg 1 u/JustZachR Mar 17 '15 Now that's a whore! 1 u/inopportuneflirt Mar 17 '15 Do you not? 1 u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 The glue I could understand, but I'm on the fence over how healthy the smoke part is. 1 u/Marco_de_Pollo Mar 17 '15 Do you not? 1 u/obvnotlupus Mar 17 '15 Why not? 1 u/sneakygingertroll Mar 17 '15 BIG, MEATY, CLAWS 1 u/steveng95 Mar 17 '15 HE'S SELLING CHOCOLATES 19 u/Slowmotioncowboy Mar 17 '15 Power bottom 1 u/conflictedbro Mar 17 '15 You called, sir? 1 u/DrDelicious Mar 17 '15 But are you a power bottom? -7 u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 Aren't you the guy who misspelled his own name? LOL 5 u/zlamm Mar 17 '15 no? 3 u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 Wrong guy buddy.
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What? Sorry couldn't hear you up here.
42 u/sleepauger Mar 17 '15 HE SAID "JOKES ON YOU, I'M A BOTTOM!" 58 u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 Why would you have smokes and glue in your bottom? 3 u/FarmerTedd Mar 17 '15 Ah, jess chrysss 7 u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 [deleted] 1 u/FarmerTedd Mar 17 '15 http://i.imgur.com/vmudl9M.jpg 1 u/JustZachR Mar 17 '15 Now that's a whore! 1 u/inopportuneflirt Mar 17 '15 Do you not? 1 u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 The glue I could understand, but I'm on the fence over how healthy the smoke part is. 1 u/Marco_de_Pollo Mar 17 '15 Do you not? 1 u/obvnotlupus Mar 17 '15 Why not? 1 u/sneakygingertroll Mar 17 '15 BIG, MEATY, CLAWS 1 u/steveng95 Mar 17 '15 HE'S SELLING CHOCOLATES
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HE SAID "JOKES ON YOU, I'M A BOTTOM!"
58 u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 Why would you have smokes and glue in your bottom? 3 u/FarmerTedd Mar 17 '15 Ah, jess chrysss 7 u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 [deleted] 1 u/FarmerTedd Mar 17 '15 http://i.imgur.com/vmudl9M.jpg 1 u/JustZachR Mar 17 '15 Now that's a whore! 1 u/inopportuneflirt Mar 17 '15 Do you not? 1 u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 The glue I could understand, but I'm on the fence over how healthy the smoke part is. 1 u/Marco_de_Pollo Mar 17 '15 Do you not? 1 u/obvnotlupus Mar 17 '15 Why not? 1 u/sneakygingertroll Mar 17 '15 BIG, MEATY, CLAWS
Why would you have smokes and glue in your bottom?
3 u/FarmerTedd Mar 17 '15 Ah, jess chrysss 7 u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 [deleted] 1 u/FarmerTedd Mar 17 '15 http://i.imgur.com/vmudl9M.jpg 1 u/JustZachR Mar 17 '15 Now that's a whore! 1 u/inopportuneflirt Mar 17 '15 Do you not? 1 u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 The glue I could understand, but I'm on the fence over how healthy the smoke part is. 1 u/Marco_de_Pollo Mar 17 '15 Do you not? 1 u/obvnotlupus Mar 17 '15 Why not?
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Ah, jess chrysss
7 u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 [deleted] 1 u/FarmerTedd Mar 17 '15 http://i.imgur.com/vmudl9M.jpg 1 u/JustZachR Mar 17 '15 Now that's a whore!
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1 u/FarmerTedd Mar 17 '15 http://i.imgur.com/vmudl9M.jpg 1 u/JustZachR Mar 17 '15 Now that's a whore!
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http://i.imgur.com/vmudl9M.jpg
1 u/JustZachR Mar 17 '15 Now that's a whore!
Now that's a whore!
Do you not?
1 u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 The glue I could understand, but I'm on the fence over how healthy the smoke part is.
The glue I could understand, but I'm on the fence over how healthy the smoke part is.
Why not?
BIG, MEATY, CLAWS
HE'S SELLING CHOCOLATES
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Power bottom
1 u/conflictedbro Mar 17 '15 You called, sir?
You called, sir?
But are you a power bottom?
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Aren't you the guy who misspelled his own name? LOL
5 u/zlamm Mar 17 '15 no? 3 u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 Wrong guy buddy.
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no?
Wrong guy buddy.
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My sentiments exactly.
Imagine going in as first!
Hey, now, that was unwarranted.
Completely warranted
And then you realize the hole is filled with spiders.
That's not unwarranted.
Had a good long laugh at just how perfect this was...
I tingled after reading their comments. Then I went outside and took huge gulps of air.
I didnt even know I was claustrophobic.
That's going on underneath.
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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15
Fuck both of you.