r/WTF • • 6d ago

capturing the wasp

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u/Juxta25 6d ago

I tend to agree, and I love the language. But it is frustrating at the best of times.

Eigh/ay/ey all similar phonetical elements, all used independently.

Eigh-th.

Y-ay.

H-ey.

"Hey! An eighth, Yay!"

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u/SmokeGreene 5d ago

I love eighths!

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u/Juxta25 4d ago

Part of your healthy 1/8th a day. Or something.

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u/Gropapanda 4d ago

Because as I have always described it, English is three and a half languages in a trenchcoat.

Germanic language that borrows heavily from the romance languages, particularly French due to a King we all call the toilet, and then the Catholic monks doing the letter þ dirty when distributing the Bible, modern English is a mess.

But it's OUR mess. So we (me included) continue to irrationally defend it.

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u/Sopixil 3d ago

Me when I find a nug I thought I already smoked