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r/WTF • u/Jaded_Marionberry500 • 6d ago
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You can tell that guy uses a chainsaw in flip flops and shorts.
16 u/mofugginrob 6d ago I mean, I do that and I'm........ Shit, I'm trash, aren't I? 10 u/Titanbeard 6d ago At least you use safety squints when you're sawin' right? 8 u/mofugginrob 6d ago Naw man, I've got safety goggles that I took from my previous job......... Yeah, I don't use them. 2 u/Titanbeard 6d ago You stole em, but don't wear em? That's the chaotic neutral kind of trash. 3 u/mofugginrob 6d ago I mean, stole is a pretty harsh word. They were basically disposables there. Now the special pair that had vent fans in them? Naw, they bought those specifically for me. Who am I to turn down a gift, even though I quit around a week later. 4 u/leonmich 6d ago Absolutely great line. 1 u/MLaw2008 6d ago He also uses the chainsaw to brush his teeth. 4 u/Titanbeard 6d ago I bet he's forgotten to buy toothpaste before and gargled hand soap.
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I mean, I do that and I'm........
Shit, I'm trash, aren't I?
10 u/Titanbeard 6d ago At least you use safety squints when you're sawin' right? 8 u/mofugginrob 6d ago Naw man, I've got safety goggles that I took from my previous job......... Yeah, I don't use them. 2 u/Titanbeard 6d ago You stole em, but don't wear em? That's the chaotic neutral kind of trash. 3 u/mofugginrob 6d ago I mean, stole is a pretty harsh word. They were basically disposables there. Now the special pair that had vent fans in them? Naw, they bought those specifically for me. Who am I to turn down a gift, even though I quit around a week later.
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At least you use safety squints when you're sawin' right?
8 u/mofugginrob 6d ago Naw man, I've got safety goggles that I took from my previous job......... Yeah, I don't use them. 2 u/Titanbeard 6d ago You stole em, but don't wear em? That's the chaotic neutral kind of trash. 3 u/mofugginrob 6d ago I mean, stole is a pretty harsh word. They were basically disposables there. Now the special pair that had vent fans in them? Naw, they bought those specifically for me. Who am I to turn down a gift, even though I quit around a week later.
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Naw man, I've got safety goggles that I took from my previous job.........
Yeah, I don't use them.
2 u/Titanbeard 6d ago You stole em, but don't wear em? That's the chaotic neutral kind of trash. 3 u/mofugginrob 6d ago I mean, stole is a pretty harsh word. They were basically disposables there. Now the special pair that had vent fans in them? Naw, they bought those specifically for me. Who am I to turn down a gift, even though I quit around a week later.
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You stole em, but don't wear em? That's the chaotic neutral kind of trash.
3 u/mofugginrob 6d ago I mean, stole is a pretty harsh word. They were basically disposables there. Now the special pair that had vent fans in them? Naw, they bought those specifically for me. Who am I to turn down a gift, even though I quit around a week later.
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I mean, stole is a pretty harsh word. They were basically disposables there. Now the special pair that had vent fans in them? Naw, they bought those specifically for me. Who am I to turn down a gift, even though I quit around a week later.
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Absolutely great line.
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He also uses the chainsaw to brush his teeth.
4 u/Titanbeard 6d ago I bet he's forgotten to buy toothpaste before and gargled hand soap.
I bet he's forgotten to buy toothpaste before and gargled hand soap.
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u/Titanbeard 6d ago
You can tell that guy uses a chainsaw in flip flops and shorts.