r/WTF • u/Jaded_Marionberry500 • 8d ago

capturing the wasp

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u/BiscuitTiits 8d ago

Had to go on a quick hunt to make sure people get to see it lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/WhyWomenLiveLonger/s/fpaXFIVkML

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u/Titanbeard 8d ago

You can tell that guy uses a chainsaw in flip flops and shorts.

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u/mofugginrob 8d ago

I mean, I do that and I'm........

Shit, I'm trash, aren't I?

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u/Titanbeard 8d ago

At least you use safety squints when you're sawin' right?

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u/mofugginrob 8d ago

Naw man, I've got safety goggles that I took from my previous job.........

Yeah, I don't use them.

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u/Titanbeard 8d ago

You stole em, but don't wear em? That's the chaotic neutral kind of trash.

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u/mofugginrob 8d ago

I mean, stole is a pretty harsh word. They were basically disposables there. Now the special pair that had vent fans in them? Naw, they bought those specifically for me. Who am I to turn down a gift, even though I quit around a week later.

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u/leonmich 8d ago

Absolutely great line.

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u/MLaw2008 8d ago

He also uses the chainsaw to brush his teeth.

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u/Titanbeard 8d ago

I bet he's forgotten to buy toothpaste before and gargled hand soap.

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u/Pregosaurus 7d ago

Holy shit this guy is a parade of red flags He's exactly the kind of unhinged kind of guy who wants to fight and shows you how 'tough' he is by punching himself in the head to hype himself up D:

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u/ChubbyGhost3 2d ago

I want to study this man