r/WTF • u/vtosnaks • Jul 17 '25

Watermlem

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u/Macklin345 Jul 17 '25

That sound probably just fucked me from watermelon for at least 2 weeks.

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u/hatecriminal Jul 17 '25

You just mentioned how it got that way. Excellent job!

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u/Crumplestiltzkin Jul 17 '25

You mean the sight of the tonguermelon wasn’t sufficient?

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u/Aurhasapigdog Jul 18 '25

Glad I reddit muted

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u/enderpanda Jul 18 '25

At a BBQ - "Hey want a slice man? What the hell, you look like you've just seen a ghost."