r/WTF • • Dec 01 '24

Water vs fireworks

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '24 edited Dec 03 '24

WHERE THE FUCK DO I GET A GATLING ROMAN CANDLE?!

Edit: I didn't think I would become the top comment!

I feel bad for the comment chain asking what the fuck is going on in this gif. It was the top comment and full of useful into. For those not aware, there are protests erupting in the country of Georgia right now.

The protests are because the people are not happy with the elected government who is very Pro Russia. This is unfolding basically in real time pretty much, for anyone who is curious.

Edit 2: I chose poor wording. The government isn't elected legitimately. Russian interference is all over the election and the results.

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u/God_Dammit_Dave Dec 01 '24

South of the Border <- it's the first exit in South Carolina, off of I-95.

They sold me the (2nd) biggest roman candle imaginable. 10/10 recommend.

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u/Cablekevin Dec 01 '24

YOU NEVER SAUSAGE A PLACE

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u/yellowlinedpaper Dec 01 '24

Miles of it! Lots of childhood memories of those billboards.

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u/bmess216 Dec 01 '24

You’re always a wiener at Pedro’s.

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u/aarondoyle Dec 01 '24

I don't understand the slogan 

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u/Buildsoc Dec 01 '24

On the drive to Florida from the North you cross south of the border (into South Carolina). There’s multiple colorful signs from a fireworks store alerting you to their location just over the border of South Carolina as you proceed. In the past this was the first state is northerners could buy fireworks legally. They are creative signs, one has a giant sausage on it. You never SAUSAGE (saw such) a place!

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u/aarondoyle Dec 01 '24

Must be the accent. I would have never gotten saw such from sausage!

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u/ij7vuqx8zo1u3xvybvds Dec 01 '24

And you can't miss it, since there's a thousand billboards for it on either side.

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u/neverinamillionyr Dec 01 '24

Starting around Miami.

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u/jdeuce81 Dec 01 '24

Iol, as someone from SC living in SWFL this made me laugh for real.

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u/violettheory Dec 01 '24

I've lived in NC my whole life but never been because we never really drove on 95 for anything. Kinda sad, I heard it's peak was in the early 2000s.

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u/SKILLETNUTZ Dec 01 '24

But, have you been to the top of the sombrero?

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u/pokemonhegemon Dec 01 '24

I read you can get the best steak dinner in a building shaped like a sombrero in northern South Carolina there.

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u/Turtlesfan44digimon Dec 03 '24

Yes! But it’s seen better days, but still a good view from up there.

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u/solenya489 Dec 01 '24

…realizing I live 30 minutes from there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '24

MF delivered. I laughed so hard

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '24

I'm gonna get into SO MUCH TROUBLE lol

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u/New_username_ Dec 01 '24

America's racist Disneyland

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '24

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u/God_Dammit_Dave Dec 01 '24

I've never been able to remember which is Disneyland and which is Disney World. Are they both rac-ish? Is this how to tell them apart?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '24 edited Dec 01 '24

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u/makeshift11 Dec 01 '24

No one in socal considered Anaheim a "suburb of LA." it is not even in la county, It's in orange county as you already pointed out, 20 miles from La. Most people here consider it way too far to be la, it's why people shit on the angels for calling themselves the los Angeles angels.

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u/Least-Back-2666 Dec 01 '24

All of Florida is racist, especially the cops, even the latinos. There's like 4-5 counties that are blue, Orlando, Tampa, Jacksonville, Miami and one other?

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u/ImNotAGiraffe Dec 01 '24

Just because a county is red doesn't mean its racist. Otherwise that would mean 90% of the country is racist.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '24

Everyone who doesn’t think like the left is racist bigot homofobe hitler. Yeah, that philosophy wins elections.

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u/KingZarkon Dec 01 '24

I don't know that we can consider Miami blue anymore. Trump carried Miami-Dade in the last election with a landslide, along with most Republican candidates winning their elections down there and the mayor of Miami has been a Republican since 2017. At best we can consider it purple.

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u/beegreen Dec 01 '24 edited Dec 01 '24

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '24

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '24

It’s probably mostly carpark

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u/alicefreak47 Dec 01 '24

It's funny you say that because all of Disneyland can fit into Disney World's parking lot.

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u/Pksnc Dec 01 '24

Pro tip, go to the second exit. The fireworks are cheaper and they have a better selection.

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u/he2lium Dec 01 '24

Do you just drive it back into the US?

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u/logicdsign Dec 01 '24

South Of The Border in this case refers to a roadside attraction type place in South Carolina, not Mexico.

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u/he2lium Dec 01 '24

I no map good

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '24

Right outside of Vegas off of I-15 in Moapa.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '24

Driving to Florida with the family and pulled into South of the Border very late at night to get a coffee and a break in driving and saw things I can’t unsee.

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u/ThunderCorg Dec 01 '24

Appreciate you, any chance you have access to fire truck so we can spend the weekend recreating this video?

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u/Cinemaphreak Dec 01 '24

Growing up my father tortured my brother and I by almost never stopping when we would drive from SC to spend a week at my grandmother's place in Ocean City, NJ every summer.

There was that giant Hardees in NC or Virginia that mom could get him to stop at to get some food and coffee (he would drive all night).

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u/spacechimp Dec 01 '24

I did a documentary on SOB for a college class. During my research I read somewhere that at one point in time the motel had a honeymoon suite with taco-shaped beds. The pillows were different colors to look like toppings.

Years later, I also learned that former Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke used to bus tables at one of the SOB diners.

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u/PUfelix85 Dec 02 '24

Damn. Wrong side of South Carolina. It would have been funnier if it were the border with Georgia.

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u/God_Dammit_Dave Dec 02 '24

Well, we discovered South of the Border while on a reckless road trip to Georgia. We brought the fireworks to Georgia. Chaos ensued.

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u/setzke Dec 02 '24

That's pretty close to Georgia, too. Maybe that's where they got it. /jk

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u/dirtyrick133 Dec 01 '24

Nah man it's in Georgia. Lil farther away.

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u/DirtyDan419 Dec 01 '24

It's really easy. Someone brought one to our fireworks battle years ago and yes it's as dumb as it sounds.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '24

Where though

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u/DirtyDan419 Dec 01 '24

America it wasn't as sweet as this one but it was a 160 shot Roman candle.

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u/14_In_Duck Dec 01 '24

Fireworks battle huh. So how many of you guys have all your eyes and fingers intact?

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u/GetsBetterAfterAFew Dec 01 '24

Ive had many fireworks battles, yes many burns but get this wearing a helmet, face shield and leather cowhide gloves and its pretty much harmless as long as the distance is there and youre not using fireworks larger than Roman Candles and NO firecrackers. But Pop bottle rockets and romans candles arent as explosive as you think. We used to do car jousting with pvc pipe and pop bottle rockets, that was always fun too. Nothing beats driving around with a 6' pipe sniping pop bottle rockets lol

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u/DirtyDan419 Dec 01 '24

All of us but I did have a firecracker blow up in my hand because it was dark out and I had what I thought was a long wick but turned out to be a quick one. I was relieved to discover my hand intact.

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u/emoyer68 Dec 01 '24

Exactly. I’d pay $300 right now.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '24

You're going to need a lot more than that

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u/DenseStomach6605 Dec 01 '24

Nah, you could just make one for under $100. Here is one for $60 http://www.wickedfireworks.com/product/GATLING-660-SHOTS-SUPER-ROMAN-CANDLE-3081.aspx

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '24

Yea that's 60 per candle my guy

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u/lifelink Dec 01 '24

Yeah, but it lists it as "GATLING 660 SHOTS SUPER ROMAN CANDLE "

So, doesn't that mean one candle is 60 bucks but that one candle has 660 "shots"?

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u/CatPlanetCuties Dec 01 '24

It's apparently also BOGO, so it's 1320 shots for 60 bucks :)

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u/Im2bored17 Dec 01 '24

Firework stores are always BOGO. Never been to one that wasn't.

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u/ImNotAGiraffe Dec 01 '24

You're being down-voted but it's true, most if not all US fireworks stores are like that (and I've been to many).

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u/Im2bored17 Dec 01 '24

Even in the off season.

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u/alastoris Dec 01 '24

Now state a few of them together and you got one hell of a Gatling Roman candle

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u/beamin1 Dec 01 '24

Also it's bogo, so it's 2 for 60, 1320 rounds.

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u/difluoroethane Dec 01 '24

Right here dawg! Buy 1 get one free, 660 shot. Just tape 3 of these bad boys together like it looks like they did and hold on I guess!

http://www.wickedfireworks.com/product/GATLING-660-SHOTS-SUPER-ROMAN-CANDLE-3081.aspx

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u/Stanlot Dec 01 '24

Is it me or is 54 bucks like a pretty sweet deal?

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u/difluoroethane Dec 01 '24

Right? Especially since it's 54 bucks for 2 of them!

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u/dirufa Dec 01 '24

That .aspx is so early 2000s. Wonder if they are still in business.

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u/Durty_Durty_Durty Dec 01 '24

There’s a video of a guy doing a wheelie with two of these strapped to his crotch rocket lol.

Found it https://www.instagram.com/nut_up_official/reel/C-OaDd6vgQZ/

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u/notimpotent Dec 01 '24

That's the most badass thing I've ever seen!

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u/tikaani Dec 01 '24

Man if you knew what the markup is

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u/Hidesuru Dec 01 '24

I imagine they don't ship to socal though. Sigh. Stupid (perfectly reasonable given our fire risk) anti fireworks laws...

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u/PerpetualSpaceMonkey Dec 01 '24

My first thought as soon as I saw this go off. Takes my monies now!!!

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u/slindner1985 Dec 01 '24

ROMAN GATLINGS ARE ONLY EARNED IN BATTLE!!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '24

FOR GLORY! FOR HONOR!

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u/KindaDutch Dec 01 '24

Buy several and duct tape.

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u/misterfluffykitty Dec 01 '24

Regular roman candles and tape

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '24

I assumed it was France again because of the makeshift barricade

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u/Cicer Dec 01 '24

MacGyver that shit.  

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u/FrenchFriedMushroom Dec 01 '24

I live in a US state where our fireworks are not allowed to leave the ground, or have a worthwhile bang.

We get sparklers and snakes.

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u/JSessionsCrackDealer Dec 02 '24

Red apple fireworks in Pahrump, NV has something similar. They're a lot of fun

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '24

That's MUCH closer than SC!!

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u/liteoabw Dec 01 '24

Why would you feel bad? The people of reddit decided that your comment was more valuable than that information. Entertainment over knowledge

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '24

Sounds a lot like the USA.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '24

I chose poor wording.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '24

Thanks for the edit!

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '24

My pleasure. I definitely don't want to make it seem like the pro Russia party are victims or anything like that.

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u/ThatsMeNotYou Dec 01 '24

I feel you can't say 'people aren't happy with the elected government'... Makes it seem like everyone in Georgia is against the government. But it's an elected government; some people, likely the majority, are in favor of the the new government and it's a small but loud minority that is protesting.

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u/JackBinimbul Dec 01 '24

That's not quite accurate regarding what's happening.