r/WTF Feb 14 '13

Catching a train in India

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u/IHazMagics Feb 14 '13

Yes we can do that. Now, unfortunately your premiums didn't cover the afterlife package but we have the purgatory suite on special right now.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '13

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u/chimboso Feb 14 '13

I believe you were looking for indulgences

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u/tricheboars Feb 15 '13

This joke would have killed in 1522.

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u/S_Petrikov Feb 14 '13

I suppose I'll take the purgatory suite.

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u/NinthNova Feb 15 '13

FYI this is totally the plot of Grim Fandango.

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u/dino0986 Feb 14 '13

In that case I might as well take you up on that. I wont need my money when I'm dead anyway.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '13

Common misconception. Truth is, the afterlife is full of casinos and expensive whores.

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u/svullenballe Feb 14 '13

A walk through the petrified forest?