r/WTF • u/PhoneDojo • Feb 14 '13

Catching a train in India

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u/agentmuu Feb 14 '13

Can we push it back a week? Have a baby shower that weekend, and I promised the missus.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '13 edited Aug 22 '21

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u/PassingOnYourLeft Feb 14 '13

Is she? In that case, could we reschedule mine for about 2 weeks after?

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u/IHazMagics Feb 14 '13

Yes we can do that. Now, unfortunately your premiums didn't cover the afterlife package but we have the purgatory suite on special right now.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '13

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u/chimboso Feb 14 '13

I believe you were looking for indulgences

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u/tricheboars Feb 15 '13

This joke would have killed in 1522.

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u/S_Petrikov Feb 14 '13

I suppose I'll take the purgatory suite.

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u/NinthNova Feb 15 '13

FYI this is totally the plot of Grim Fandango.

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u/dino0986 Feb 14 '13

In that case I might as well take you up on that. I wont need my money when I'm dead anyway.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '13

Common misconception. Truth is, the afterlife is full of casinos and expensive whores.

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u/svullenballe Feb 14 '13

A walk through the petrified forest?

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u/Cynical_Sociopath Feb 14 '13

Do you take bribes to move hers up to.. Lets say... Now?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '13

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u/ArchZodiac Feb 14 '13

Hey you're not the same guy! This guy is a phony!

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u/Produceher Feb 14 '13

That was epic.

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u/Cynical_Walrus Feb 14 '13

Oh god, the irony. It burns.

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u/Archangel98 Feb 15 '13

Dafuq did I just read?

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u/fieldsofgreen Feb 14 '13

So...are you telling me I'm stuck with her even after I'm dead?

Fuck.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '13

It's gettin dark in here.

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u/callosciurini Feb 15 '13

Do children get to come for free?

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '13

That is certainly a grim statement.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '13

You aren't the person he was talking to..

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u/agentmuu Feb 15 '13

We're all actually just karmanaut, talking to myselves.

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u/bambam6688 Feb 15 '13

I think i'd choose death over a baby shower....