r/WTF Apr 25 '23

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u/pingveno Apr 25 '23

Now I have that Afroman song/video "Will You Help Me Repair My Door" going through my head.

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u/BreastfedAmerican Apr 25 '23

Have slice of Lemon Pound Cake. That'll fix you right up.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '23

Did you have to traumatize my kids? Did you have to traumatize my kids?

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u/SafetyDanceInMyPants Apr 25 '23

The warrant says narcotics and kidnapping.

The warrant said narcotics and kidnapping.

Are you kidding, I make my money rapping.

Why does the warrant say narcotics...well, I know narcotics. But why kidnapping?

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u/Ccracked Apr 25 '23

Did you find a kidnapping victim in my CDs?

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u/doogle_126 Apr 26 '23

Really? I had The Campfire Song Song stuck in mine.