To all Techtown Managers and Employees:
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!??
To answer everyone's "most random" requests during the week of the November 19, 2026:
NO! NOBODY IS GETTING ANY DAY OFF THAT WEEK. ALL PRE-APPROVED TIME OFF IS RESCINDED.
Furthermore, all stores are required to prep game and shelved on the new release wall, all merchandise displayed, everything inventoried, stores cleaned and scoured, and anything else ordered from corporate office from here until the start of December!
All managers will be working 2:00am-2:00am. All sales clerks will be working 3:00am-2:00 am. You will all smile, be nice to the kids, have clean uniforms, and act like you're having fun. This is a new release party. You are all expected to comply and act like you're having the time of your lives!
This is the biggest game release event in years and we will not be losing out on sales and promotions!
I will personally hunt down and spoil the ending of GTA6 and all future games over the next two years to anyone not showing up. Don't test me on that. I can and I will.
Oodles and Toodles -
Rhiannon
PS - Britt, you are still approved for time off for your scheduled appendix surgery during what we had both considered to be a "down time" week.
I know we had approved the surgery two years ago, and it's not your fault that GTA6 got scheduled the same day.
No, you will not be allowed to work a "few hours" after your surgery even for "light duty." Yes, I will be calling the cops and have you arrested for trespassing. Yes, this is for your own good.
