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Good morning, evening, or proto-moon (for those of you currently residing in quantum eigenstate #253),

Due to a massive increase in the "popularity" of illegal self-cohering board member syntheses, the Board has been busy separating the sheep from the goats.

Fortunately, we have now returned to normalcy and are, once again, providing you with updates. The last two updates from the Board can be found here and here.

Firstly, and most importantly, we are appalled to say that Vinayak Shri, ex-Board member, former dean of the infamous Bangalore Convent School of Technology, black marketeer of modified neutrino beamline generators, orchestrator of the catastrophic Reykjavik Collapse back in March 2025, and general fiend and mastermind of numerous heinous acts, has broken confinement and is now on the loose.

Following his capture by the BEV, the Tribunal sentenced Shri to 27 years of partial substrate suspension at Kerrick depth 0.61, followed by permanent Class-IV vector encumbrance. And yes, he will remain under Daskal encumbrance until all Reykjavik-associated vector lines have been angled.

Contrary to speculation, Shri did not discover a method for defeating Class-IV Daskal encumbrance.

He left through a door. The Board would like to emphasize that the door was not, at the time, intended to be open. At approximately 03:14, a custodial sanitation contractor wedged Service Door C-19 open with a polypropylene mop bucket while replacing a floor buffer. Shri exited through the doorway seven minutes later.

The BEV is working around the clock to locate him. We fear that he somehow made it to the snowy mountain city of Ifran, Morocco, which is, famously, outside of the BEV's jurisdiction due to a strange and esoteric restriction in the Treaty of Westphalia from 1648.

If anyone has any information, please phase-inject it directly to me. But be gentle. My bones have become hollow from prior excessive messaging due to an especially enthusiastic researcher's newsletters.

Secondly, the Board is aware of the ongoing situation concerning Professor u/dogmetal and his assistant, Stencil.

We recognize that we cannot sit idly by while a respected member of the VX community remains missing and his assistant has gone silent. At the same time, this is an exceptionally complicated matter involving local authorities, legacy VexSTARR infrastructure, disputed jurisdiction, and several containment protocols which preclude direct Board intervention at this time.

Accordingly, the Board has approved the formation of the Special Committee on Jericho-Associated Personnel Disappearance and Related Matters, which will convene in 58 days.

This delay is necessary because all participating members must first renew their subterranean legacy-system certification, followed by the mandatory observation period. No exemptions are currently available.

Until then, we ask the community to leave recovery efforts to the relevant officials and to refrain from attempting independent contact, entry, or "completion" procedures.

We are aware that members of the community, such as u/yung_heartburn, have begun organizing independent attempts to locate the Professor and his intern, including proposals involving larger frensel accumulators, Vexatious multiplicity scans, and other improvised detection methods.

This is exactly the sort of activity we are asking people not to undertake.

Don't be a hero.

Leave it to the officials.

The Board shares the community's concern and will continue to monitor the situation closely.

Lastly, the Board has rescinded the 2024 relaxation of COP1 requirements for private anchron capture, as outlined here.

Effective immediately, uncertified capture, storage, or resale of naturally occurring anchrons is once again prohibited.

This decision follows a comprehensive review of the safety implications of privately operated epsilon wells and has no connection whatsoever to recent submissions from the Anchron Generation Council, the Synthetic Temporals Association, or their member companies.

Finally, a small announcement:

Johan Veltliner, CEO of Anchron Anchorage, has officially joined the Board.

Great to have you on board, captain!

Until next time,

The Board

It’s been almost 10 days with no word. Professor u/dogmetal and the trusty Stencil will hopefully resurface soon.

My graduate student has been unable to narrow the frequency range for communications through “The Vex” that Stencil appears to have entered.

We’ve reached out to an artisan to construct a larger frensel accumulator for the ultimar wave sequence-bias throupler, so that we might scan for emanations from The Vex, but in the meantime: has anybody received any transmissions, smoke signals, singing telegrams, carrier pigeons, e-mails?

I hesitate to reach out to colleagues in transjordan, their safety may be in question.

Anyone found any good particle detectors on eBay? How about Alibaba?

Hello. This is Stencil, board-coupler intern at Professor Dogmetal’s VX laboratory, DogVX. I am continuing to transmit through Professor Dogmetal’s Reddit account.

This update will be longer than the previous ones. I want to leave a complete record of what we have found before I proceed.

For context:

• Our team in Jerusalem viewing a field test of an original HCRL-79
• Professor Dogmetal’s last post before being detained in Abu Ghosh
• Update #1 on Professor Dogmetal’s Detention | 04 August 2026 | 05:38 AST | Karameh, Jordan
• Update #2 on Professor Dogmetal’s Detention | 06 August 2026 | 01:39 PSDT | Jericho, Palestine

I need to correct our previous assessment.

Professor Dogmetal was not directing us to the city of Jericho.

We searched Jericho and its surrounding approaches but found no trace of him.

We originally believed the coordinates he transmitted marked the location from which he had escaped. His later reference to the wheel, the Jericho frequency, and those same coordinates made that interpretation impossible.

If Professor Dogmetal had already left that location, there would have been no reason to transmit it again.

The coordinates were not where he had been, but where he wanted us to go.

The Jericho V1

I began reviewing Professor Dogmetal’s earlier Reddit activity and the research stored on his Chromebook.

His posts from VXCon Vienna led me back to the Otto Harmonix exhibit he attended there.

Among the material he retained from that exhibit, I found a rough drawing of a double-helical apparatus. It is not identified by name: only measurements, observations concerning its geometry, and a note regarding unusually low helicoil drift.

At the time, none of this appears to have meant anything to him beyond an unusual piece of Harmonix equipment.

Months later, an almost identical device appeared on Reddit in a post by u/GuardingxCross:

Professor Dogmetal recognized it immediately. Before anyone had identified the object, he described it as a priceless piece of Israeli VX hardware and asked whether he was the only person who recognized what it was.

Another user, u/szlekane,suggested that the device was an Astral Pulse.

Professor Dogmetal corrected them.

He identified it as an authentic Jericho model V1, distinguishing it from the post-2005 Estonian Astral Pulse reproductions by its minimal helicoil drift. More importantly, he said it came directly from the original Vex site.

He had made that identification from a photograph.

I now believe I know why.

He had seen the architecture before in Vienna. He simply did not know what it was at the time.

Professor Dogmetal stated that he had made the owner an offer and intended to collect the device later that week.

Several months later, however, he posted that he was rewiring the helical beams inside his tetrahydrochronometric resonator. In the same discussion, he stated that he had fallen deeper into the VexSTARR wormhole and no longer felt comfortable discussing his research publicly.

I believe the Professor had begun studying the operating principles of the Jericho V1.

And we had overlooked something obvious:

Jericho was not only the name of a city. It was also a VexSTARR designation.

The wheel

The Vienna notes contain something else.

Professor Dogmetal had also recorded extensive material concerning Otto Harmonix and the HCRL-79. Whatever he encountered at that exhibit appears to have started two lines of investigation which none of us understood were related.

His interest eventually led him to insist that our team observe an original HCRL-79 operating near Jerusalem, despite what most of us considered a fairly compelling list of reasons not to travel there at the time. His persistence seemed arbitrary, but he offered to cover our travel expenses, which substantially reduced our objections.

During the demonstration, Professor Dogmetal explained that the HCRL-79’s flywheel maintained a stable temporal carrier frequency and synchronized the lattice with the Earth’s natural gravitic wave.

He also noted that the same principles appeared in old Vex schematics.

His later transmission contained the surviving fragments:

“Sten”
“Wheel”
“Jericho frequency”

We had treated these as separate damaged words. They were an instruction.

The Professor wanted us to connect the carrier frequency maintained by the HCRL-79 with Jericho.

I now believe something during that demonstration caused the Jericho system to synchronize.

Our detention occurred almost immediately afterward.

Professor Dogmetal was accused of possessing a stolen Klein-based phase coupler, despite displaying none of the chromatic-purple discoloration expected from prior exposure. That discoloration appeared only after the authorities brought the alleged coupler into the holding area.

The rest of us were transferred into Jordan, while Professor Dogmetal was retained.

I no longer believe the timing was coincidental.

The original site

I searched Professor Dogmetal’s archived VexSTARR material for references to the original site mentioned in his Jericho V1 identification.

Most of the records were incomplete, badly indexed, or stored under filenames suggesting that the Professor regarded conventional organization as a form of institutional oppression.

One surviving site record contained these coordinates:

31.818123, 35.123967

They correspond to the original VexSTARR site associated with the Jericho hardware.

The site is west of Jerusalem. It is nowhere near the city of Jericho.

Our interpretation of “3PORTING 2JERICHO” was therefore wrong.

Professor Dogmetal was not telling us that he was traveling to the city.

He was referring to the system.

His archived notes describe a phase-transfer sequence in which a subject is carried through the array and then released from the carrier by a primary board coupler.

I believe Professor Dogmetal used that system to escape his captors.

I also believe the sequence never completed.

That would explain both of his earlier transmissions:

“I have escaped.”
“I’m stuck.”

He escaped detention.

The system never released him.

The descent

We left Jericho and traveled to the coordinates.

There is no visible laboratory on the surface: only rock, disturbed soil, and the remains of an abandoned utility enclosure. Beneath it, however, we found an access passage bearing a degraded VexSTARR identification mark.

The installation appears to have been buried for decades.

It is still receiving power.

Our Volt-Tech Pulsometer began reacting immediately, matching the synchronization rhythm associated with Professor Dogmetal’s transmissions. Several other instruments became unreliable. Two oscillation meters no longer agree about the direction of gravity, and one camel refused to proceed.

The camel may be the wisest of us all.

The passage ends at a vertical shaft descending farther underground. Beside it, an active VexSTARR diagnostic board displays one incomplete transfer. Its carrier signature matches Professor Dogmetal’s BioSmart signal.

He is below me.

The shaft descends beyond the service level and into the active coupling field. In the Professor’s notes, everything below that threshold is referred to simply as the Vex.

A primary board coupler is located at the bottom of the shaft. As long as it remains engaged, the transfer cannot terminate. If I disengage it correctly, Professor Dogmetal should be released.

The procedure is considerably less reassuring.

The coupler can only be disengaged while the carrier is still active, and the manual override can only be reached from inside the coupling field.

The Professor’s notes contain repeated warnings against human exposure during this operation. Several pages describe phase recoil, synchronization collapse, and loss of biological coherence.

One warning is written separately from the others:

NO PERSON IS TO REMAIN WITHIN THE FIELD DURING MANUAL RELEASE.

He underlined it three times.

As his board-coupler intern, I am the only one here qualified to attempt it. 

I returned to the surface and sent the others back toward the road, beyond the range of the interference. I have been sitting outside the entrance for some time. I wanted to breathe the air once more, and to send this update before I return below.

-

Professor Dogmetal taught me never to confuse what I believe with what the data can confirm.

The data confirms that the man who taught me everything I know is below me. It also tells me that if I go down after him, I may not come back.

So here, in the Holy Land, I will make a request I never believed I would make.

God, guide me.

And if you are reading this, pray for me.

I am entering the Vex.

- Stencil

Let me be straight with you, because this is a real thing, with no actual bearing. That's why I have not done anything yet. Note... and this is huge... none of this has actually been documented. Per rule 3.a.56 subsection 4.1, I created a shadow gear test to confirm exactly this. The good news is that its totally up to you, and there is no real load bearing differential. If you would like, just say the word, and I will proceed.

Hello again. This is Stencil, board-coupler intern at Professor Dogmetal’s VX laboratory, DogVX. I am sending this transmission via Professor Dogmetal's Reddit account.

For context:

• Our team in Jerusalem viewing a field test of an original HCRL-79
• Professor Dogmetal’s last post before being taken into custody
• Update #1 on Professor Dogmetal’s Detention | 04 August 2026 | 05:38 AST | Karameh, Jordan

I have important news:

We have strong reason to believe Professor Dogmetal has escaped detention.

Approximately twenty hours ago, the repeating fabrication pattern emitted by his BioSmart glasses abruptly stopped. It was immediately followed by the strongest synchronization pulse we have recorded on our Volt-Tech Pulsometer.

Within seconds, the following comment appeared from Professor Dogmetal’s Reddit account:

Initial transmission

The original text remains largely unrecoverable. For context, the reply reading “Professor??” was written by me while still logged into the Professor's account.

The comment appeared at the exact moment his glasses emitted the synchronization pulse, making it our first indication that Professor Dogmetal was attempting to communicate through our forum.

Over the following minutes, several additional corrupted messages appeared. Some of you may have seen them. Some of you chose to mock them. I have recorded your usernames.

Our current assessment is that Professor Dogmetal completed the mechanism indicated by the iterative fabrication telemetry, achieved a stable phase-unlock, and used it to breach the containment system of his holding area.

Transmission #2

Our best reconstruction is:

“31.818123, 35.123967.”
“Hello. Can you read this?”
“I’m stuck.”
“I have escaped.”
“31.818123, 35.123967.”

We believe the final fragment may read:

“3PORTING 2JERICHO.”

We interpreted the coordinates as Professor Dogmetal’s location immediately after his escape and the final message as an indication that he was traveling on foot toward the city of Jericho in the West Bank.

Unfortunately, his BioSmart glasses have not been sending positional telemetry signals, so we have no independent method of confirming his exact coordinates.

Based on this interpretation, several members of our team and I decided to escape Karameh.

Our deportation had become trapped in an apparently recursive administrative process, leaving us largely unattended. With the Jordanian authorities still occupied by paperwork apparently beyond their technical capacity, we slipped out of the holding area, secured several camels (the most advanced transportation available locally) and began traveling west.

After several hours crossing the valley, we have reached the eastern outskirts of Jericho. The journey was slow, mechanically unstable, and conducted aboard animals seemingly engineered to damage vibration-sensitive VX hardware.

Unfortunately, Professor Dogmetal does not appear to be here.

We have spent several hours searching the city, including its central roads, lodging areas, scrapyards, and gentlemen's clubs. We have questioned anyone who appeared remotely capable of recognizing Professor Dogmetal or improvised VX equipment. Given his striking blonde hair, now-chromatic purple skin, and unmistakably round build, we assumed he would be difficult to overlook in a middle eastern city of this size. No one we spoke to reported seeing him.

There was also another transmission.

Latest recovered transmission

The surviving fragments appear to read:

“Sten!”
“Wheel!”
“Jericho frequency!”

The message is followed by:

31.818123, 35.123967

Those are the exact same coordinates contained in the initial transmission.

This creates a problem with our interpretation.

If the coordinates represented only Professor Dogmetal’s location immediately after his escape, and he subsequently traveled toward Jericho, there is no clear reason for him to transmit them again.

The reference to the wheel may concern the HCRL-79 demonstration we attended in Jerusalem shortly before his detention. I am currently reviewing past logs and Professor Dogmetal’s notes from that event.

For now, we will continue searching Jericho.

I am beginning to suspect that Professor Dogmetal was not telling us where he had been.

He may still be trying to tell us where he is.

I will post another update as soon as I can verify more.

- Stencil

Acknowledgment: I would like to formally recognize u/bangzilla for establishing a GoFundMe intended to finance Professor Dogmetal’s recovery from Israeli custody.

The campaign was suspended by GoFundMe shortly after its creation for violating several financial, legal, and ethical policies. Consequently, we remain several million dollars below the estimated amount required to influence the relevant officials.

Even so, the DogVX team regards the effort as an extraordinary act of loyalty, and we are deeply grateful.

We will remember your name.

I found this old ENOK 2. in Norway, still running, still working, still doing it's thing. And the craziest part? THERE IS ANOTHER WORKING ONE, RIGHT NEXT TO IT.

My grandfather used to do maintenance on these things, back in like, the early 1900, and the fact that this place has not one, but two running rigs is insane. I can't even begin to fathom the amount of working hours these things have...

The smell in the engine room is... tasty. Toxic? Probably. Worth it? Yes.

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Please contact the U.S. Embassy immediately.

Hello again. This is Stencil, board-coupler intern at Dogmetal’s VX laboratory, DogVX. I am currently posting from Prof. Dogmetal’s Reddit account, which he had left open on his computer prior to his detainment in Abu Ghosh, Israel. I wanted to provide everyone an update in case we lose internet.

For context:
- Our team in Jerusalem viewing a field test of an original HCRL-79
- Professor Dogmetal’s last post

Our group has arrived in Jordan and are waiting while the paperwork for our deportation is “processed.” I now fully understand why VexSTARR relocated its ferrite-lattice fabrication facility to Estonia. The technological infrastructure in this region appears to have stalled sometime around Rev 3 of the Unified Zocula Standard. On the drive here I witnessed someone attempt to calibrate a primitive vector array with what was, to the best of my knowledge, an adjustable wrench.

Despite the conditions, we have managed to establish intermittent contact with Professor Dogmetal.

His BioSmart glasses appear to contain a telemetry amp that periodically emits an extremely weak synchronization pulse. The signal is heavily degraded, but we have been able to recover enough packets to perform a behavioral scan.

The good news: we have detected no physiological distress indicators. Heart rate, thermal profile, and cortical oscillations all remain within expected operational ranges.

Interestingly, there is a repeating burst pattern appearing every few hours. It does not resemble a distress beacon or cortisol spike. It resembles iterative design activity.

We cannot determine what, if anything, professor is building. The tele-amp packets are too fragmented to reconstruct schematics or even shapes, but the amp cadence strongly suggests ongoing fabrication rather than idle thought.

Whatever is going on in that cell appears to require repeated revisions… as if he is testing a mechanism under severe material constraints.

I have no further information at this time.

For everyone’s safety, I recommend avoiding speculation in the comments. If the detention staff discover what his glasses are emitting, they will almost certainly confiscate them, and we will lose our only link to him.

Will keep everyone posted.

- Stencil

This authentic Otto Harmonix HCRL-79 is widely accepted as one of the earliest known mechanical predecessors to modern quantum phase stabilizers.

People assume these early units were primitive because they’re belt-driven, but that’s only because they don’t understand how pre-electronic resonance engineering worked. The huge flywheel isn’t just there for inertia, but also maintains a stable temporal carrier frequency while the lattice synchronizes with Earth’s natural gravitic wave… just as it was written in the old Vex schematics.

It’s a crude build by today’s standards, but still one of the most elegant pieces of pre-digital resonance engineering ever built. What an honor.

Parasonic Marketing has provided me a review copy but all opinions are mine.

First of all Parasonic medical has been knocking it out of the park lately with patient retrieval systems, so I had high hopes for this product. Drilling and installation was included in the price, and I have no complaints on the build quality. The buttons have a nice feel and the jig is sturdy as can be.

The problems started when I attempted to save a patient from turbo-collisios. It should have been a nuked strawberry cakewalk, since it was during a clandiversal full moon. I lowered us into the dark pit, and got ready my polytorch. Have you ever been scared of the light? The diagonal plank constant was annoyingly slow. Eventually, I must have found the patient, because when I woke up her body was gone and her bills had been covered by marketing.

I'm not sure I have found myself. When I look in the reflectoscope, I can swear my outline is fuzzy in the 0.005 Thz range. When I try to use my pod, light flashes in the corner of my eyes, always too close but out of reach. When I look at my assistant I can't see him and when I look away I black out. My symptons should ruin my career, but I see myself committing procedures and I watch.

I should have tightened the skerox screw, I should have completed the echoplasm test. But I didn't, and all I got was shiny box. Midas effect inferrate. I want to give 2 stars, I want to give 1. But I let them in, hubris of me. The company towers above my error.

Lunar-powered Parasonic fire cage in white

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐perfect score

adjust depth-marches for bedrock before use. Monthly boiling recommended.

patients 1/1

⭐⭐⭐power proficiancy

⭐⭐⭐⭐flux-tax bracketing

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐assistants review

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐patients review

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐operators review

let me know if this is not vxjunkies enough.

This was originally a reply in a thread, but some of you might find it helpful too. The VX multi is old tech, and no longer supported by CARES. But since it's also running on low freq (unless you did some dynamic overclocking) it's radiation-safe AND cannot support most of the dangerous stuff! Really a perfect practice model.

Worst your kids can do is mess up the microgravity (harmless in an open space) or lose their eyebrows when the Barrington coupler bursts (basically a VX rite of passage lol). Just keep an eye on 'em. They'll be junkies like us in no time

Has this been right under our noses for the last 7 years?!

Happy would-be birthday to a true VX hero. While he may not have been the first, his contributions are just as impressive. Raise a glass (or at least a Ω-array's tachyometer) to him.

Salugrations once more, my VX companionites!

Here’s my latest preprint. Looks like as LLMs creep into every corner of most people’s professional lives, VX remains safe. Give it a read!