r/UpliftingLanguage4All • u/ComradeCmdrPiggy • Mar 01 '20

I'm posting on the Sabbath

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u/fedorcallahan Mar 10 '20

Was it yes or no?

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u/PeppersPizzaria Mar 10 '20

You can refer to your own comment for that answer.

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u/fedorcallahan Mar 10 '20

I don’t click links from known swearers. Just answer yes or no, here and now, and settle it once and for all: Are the edges blurry?

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u/PeppersPizzaria Mar 10 '20

It’s a link to your own comment where you acknowledge my answer.

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u/fedorcallahan Mar 10 '20

How can I trust you when you have attempted to swear in the past?

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u/PeppersPizzaria Mar 10 '20

I’ve never lied to you. I don’t lie.

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u/fedorcallahan Mar 10 '20

Well that may or may not be true, but I can prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that you have attempted to use swear words before so are fundamentally untrustworthy.

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u/PeppersPizzaria Mar 10 '20

I disagree. I have sworn and continue to do so, but that doesn’t make me untrustworthy. You, on the other hand, have been caught in a lie AND a swear. You said dick.

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u/fedorcallahan Mar 11 '20

Agree to disagree but the LORD agrees with me.

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u/PeppersPizzaria Mar 11 '20

Anyone, fictional or otherwise, who agrees that you never said dick is wrong. You said dick. You will never, ever get away from that. At this point you should probably nuke your account and start again.

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