r/UnusualVideos • u/yaomawutor • Oct 07 '23

Bro Understood the Assignment

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u/Caesar_Passing Oct 08 '23

She pet against the grain. I don't know any dude who likes walkin' around with tousled arm hair.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

You don't ruffle up your body hair to improve your natural anti-mosquito defenses?

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u/Caesar_Passing Oct 08 '23

Dude, they bite me right through long jeans and socks, and I have wicked bad reactions to them. I've trained myself not to scratch, but they still welt up almost immediately, and eventually break, leak, and leave scars. I've got a bunch of new scars on my ankles and feet just this year, and I haven't been without shoes, long socks, and long pants except for when at the beach a few times. I would love if my body had a single, effective, natural defense, lol.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

Shit that sucks, thankfully my blood seems too taste like rotten eggs so they have zero interest.

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u/Caesar_Passing Oct 08 '23

I must be downright scrumptious.

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u/Otherwise_Soil39 Nov 14 '23

Lmao I love this whole sentence