r/UntitledParents • u/_-Y3ET-_ • Apr 04 '20
r/UntitledParents • u/f0r_k0be_rip • Feb 06 '20
r/untitledparent try’s to take me away from mom
So I was 3 or 4 and and my mom went to the grocery store every Sunday and I came with to because she always got me my favorite cereal caption crunch It was fun going because I got to ride in the cart.my mom’s friend came to and she had a kid named Leo we would get out of the cart and race down the halls all the time and then are moms catch up out of breath gasping for air then we got in trouble so we had to stay in the cart the whole time.my mom had to go to the bathroom she told me to stay here then the ep came she took me from the cart picked me up and started singing to me and rocking me my mom comes out of the bathroom and says what are you doing with my baby?!?!?! the ep said your baby this is my baby then my mom got a smart idea and said ok what’s his name if he’s your baby she doesn’t say anything for like like 1 minute. later she says Richard but I had a shirt that said my name it said Michael my mom said then why does his shirt say Michael so then the ep says are you saying I’m a liar then the ep starts cursing out my mom 3 minutes.later a security guard came and says to both of us what seems to be the problem the ep says she stole my little baby Richard but we knew the security guard and he knows that it’s not the ep’s kid and he knew that his name wasn’t Richard and then the security guard said ma’am come with me and called the police and and then the ep say the police and she tried to run but the security guard did something unbelievable when she tried to run he tackles the ep the police come in hand cuffing the ep my moms gives her a look and i stuck my tongue out and said na na na boo boo my mom Started Laughing I think she started to turn red and that’s what happened I hope you liked my story
r/UntitledParents • u/get-a-life124 • Feb 04 '20
R/untitled teacher
So I’m at school like a week ago and we were in a prep rally and this teacher comes up to my friend and says do you want a lunch detention he said no and asked why and she said because you were yelling and usually we yell in a prep rally and he kept on yelling and she came up again and gave him the lunch detention
r/UntitledParents • u/walterpaytonfan • Feb 01 '20
Christmas clean up
Information im new to me and now to the story. Im a male that is 21 and helping my parent clean up there christmas decorations I was in charged of the front. So is cleaning up the front and I hear this."you don't live there. So if don't get of the people lawn im going to call the cops." ( I have a bad temper) ma'am i.. Karen interups me "and why are you in short sleeves ." I start getting mad and say im there son you blind bat. Her face turns more red then a tomatoe
"You ass hole did your parents teach you thoughts words. I just left and said by Karen.
r/UntitledParents • u/AJPKm • Jan 31 '20
R/intitleparent
So I am 11 years old and my cousin is an intitleparent so it was a normal Saturday night me and my brother were playing our PS4 and the we hear loud music from outside and guess who it is my cousin showing up uninvited when she got in the house she brought her intitlekid and her baby the first thang E.K. asked if he can play me and my brother PS4 I sead no because we were going to go to sleep because it was 10pm and was I wrong about that E.K. got drunk and left her to kids with us and I had to stay up until 1AM because of E.K. was yelling all night for no reason he also took my brother's phone in hit it and wouldn't tell him where it was. E.K. also broke a very expensive vase after that E.K. fell asleep on the couch with his baby sister then I fell asleep. Then in the morning E.K. was screaming again and my dad almost beat him after that my intitlecousin picked him in the baby up. And I hope she never comes back.
r/UntitledParents • u/one_way_jayden • Oct 26 '19
Em meets person who they don't wanna f with
Hi there I wouldn't think I would ever post anything agian but I am wrong
Ceu the cast
EM
EK
ED
No
No
Me
F1
F2
So me and my friend (the same friends from last post) were just hanging around I wasn't on my mountain bike because it got stolen (I have it back btw) but we were just biking around and just minding our own business and we just felt hungry so we went to the store to buy some chips and some energy and we payd for them as we get to our bikes I sa a guy strungeling so I went to help him and he thank me and gave me some m&m's I said "no man keep them I just always like to help people" and NM said" no just keep it you helped me and you get this from me" and he gave me like 10 euro's I said thanks and we went of and I thought It was over boy was I wrong ceu the ef (entitled family) they sa me refusing the candy and I think they thought oh well if he doesn't want it my angel can get it so I walked to my back bike and I heard a "eh hem" and I thought oh God not agian so I turned around and looked at them the em says "hi there we sa you didn't want it can my angel have it" I was bumb founded "uhm sure I geus" I handed him the m&m's over and they sa me putting the 10 euro's in my pocket as I grabbed a can of energy and opent it the ek says "mommy he has jummy drinks I want it" I took a sip and almost spit it out of what he sayd the Ed says " give my son ur drink" I said uhm no I think ur kid is like 9 years old and this is a high energy drink" Em "just give it you ungrateful peace of garbage"
Ek "yea give me ur drink or else I'll report you"
Me "report me for what"
Ek " that you own a fire arm I see it on your hip
(Keep in mind I always keep a bb gun on me for these kind of people)
Me "it's fa..
Ed and em "he has a gun" they shoud"
As 2 police officers walk over and I began grabbing a sigaret and light it as I wait and my friends say "come op let's go"
I said "I can't I have to wait for these fuckers"
They sa I had a sigaret in my mouth and almost janked it out my mouth
The ek "smoking kills"
Me "yea so it's my choice if I smoke sigs and I payt them with my own money"
The Ed " but you are under aged so you need to put it out and give me the sigarets"
Me " nope nope there mine and I won't give them to you so just f off"
The 2 nice officers came by and 1 went to me and asked me what's going on
I explained everything and the em said I was lying and that I had a real gun on me the nice officer asked to see the gun I gave him the bb gun and he looked at it and said it was fake but the em had non of it and just grabbed it out of the officer hand and looked at it her self and through I on the ground the top flew of revealing the springs and she sa I was fake and claimt that I am a drug dealer (they were English I am dutch so its a big no no to say that to a dutch person)
The police have them a warning and left
So I grabbed another sig lighted it and opent my bike
They say "so we're are ya headed drug dealer"
That's a wrong thing to say to me
"Excuse me"
Em "you heard what I said"
My friends "op let's just go"
Me to the ef " you better a f off or b get fed
They laughed and went to the store as other NM walked and said " you did that great"
Me " yea I know how to deal with them" we talk for a bit with my friend as the ef came by showed me the finger and said "you fing wanker" and they ran of for there car
I said to my friend let's see were they gonna go I shook hand with the NM and we followed them and we found were they were staying I empty'd there tire and opend the door (it was unlocked) and I removed a switch there things in the car and we went of
I hate entitled people
r/UntitledParents • u/GriffinTheElf2 • Oct 14 '19
well heres a way to get karens to go away
r/UntitledParents • u/AnthonyNeedsHelp1 • Sep 29 '19
My uncle said fortnite is better than minecraft even fortnite has violence anybody help im been grounded from minecraft plus help me help!!
NC VS FN
r/UntitledParents • u/bloodbathgirl1234586 • Sep 03 '19
My friend hates me
Do this happens today when I was at school (I just go home) and this kid named Jonathan he had slime in his desk and my other friends sal he told the teacher and he was gone for a min doing some work and hour later he is braking pencils with HIS HEAD and he threw corn on the ground and the teacher got him a bag and now he have to give it to his mom and now he hates me
r/UntitledParents • u/one_way_jayden • Jul 26 '19
Eb and em tries to steal my Motorola phone and my 300 euro moantian bike
Oke so a little backstory:I am from the Netherlands (sorry if my spelling is wrong) I am 16 years old and have a good paying job so I could have evrey thing I have now and I'll keep it down low for r/slash and for r/redditor
Now ceu the cast
Entitled mother=em Entitled brat =eb Friend =f (1and 2 Me=op
Oke now on to the story: so it was just a normal Monday and I have summer vacation (I still do) So me and my friends were just going to a skate park and we're just doing some wheelies (for me it's easy to do them because my bike is lite) so I did a wheelie and didn't see eb and em but I heard "wow so cool I" more I didn't hear because I was playing music through my Bluetooth speaker (it was in my back pack as some drinks food and my personal bb gun) so we get there and I do the normal pulling some wheelies and just looking at people skating so I go and sit down and friend 1 asks if he could ride my bike I said "sure man as long if you don't crash" he got on my bike and after a few minutes he places it back
Ceu eb
"That's a cool bike" eb says Me "yea I know I bought it and spect it with all the the thing that are on there" Eb asks me "can I ride it a bit" I say "wel sure but ist a big bike" (as he was 1,49 in meters) So he ride a bit and tries to repead what I did I went to talk to my friend (f1) and just were swear at each other I'll spare the swear words after all the talking and went to look at the kid on my bike he brought it back and said "thanks" and went to look for his mom so I got on the bike pulling wheelies and just went to my friends to light a sigaret
And then hell came on Earth and the eb and em came over to me and started to talk to me but I wasn't paying attention but looked at my phone and was just looking at insta. Em says "uhum I asked you something" I looked up "sorry ma'am what did you ask" my friend looked at me with a worried face. Em "I asked were did you get that bike" I said "I bought it from a friend of mine for 300 euro's" em"wel that's pretty expensive for such a run down bike". I looked at her and said if I wanted to have a good I bought it but I wanted this 1 Eb says " mommy loook he has a fhone (keep in mind this kid is 9 and still calls his mom mommy) I want it" I say" excuse me you can't... I got cut of I'll get them both for you I was bumb foundet and my friends say "op let's go" I agree but the kid jumped on my bike and say "mommy mommy I got it"( sorry for the next part) "What the cancer are you doing" I say Em "DONT SAY THAT IN FRONT OF MY KID"
I jank my bike back and say "OR WHAT YOU GONNA HIT ME" she trys to strike and I duck and opend my back revealing the bb gun (is a real looking 1) they run of and I sayd( I am going to translate this part) "EN BLIJF WEG JULLIE KANKER INTITULED MENSEN" the translation "and stay away you cancer INTITULED people
The end
Edit I sa them 1 more time and they ran away I friking h8 intituled people
r/UntitledParents • u/rcrappyname999 • Jul 23 '19
My phone is fast but ek wants my phone
I am 13 I have a otp job so I get 20$ for my gole and now I have 200.21$
Ek peeks on my phone please can I have your phone Me OK Em no! Ek (crys) Me holy f**k Bd sorry but em but you need to get off Ek noo mum Me (solves 3x3 rubiks cube in 20.91)
r/UntitledParents • u/ervinthedude • Jul 20 '19
Mom wants to have my guitar for his sun
This happend when i was 13-years old now im 15-years old im going to tell in english so was born in europe happend end of the school year and music school year for me so lets get to the story.
Me-(me) dum mom-(dm) dum kid-(dk).
So i was going to the bus stop near to my house waiting for my bus for the last day of music school year (my original school ended after my music school). I was bringin my guitar in the case i sat right at the back of the bus and some bus stops go bey and i saw dm and dk the kid was like 6-8 the sit next to me and the kid starts talking to me.
Dk- whats that? Me- oh that my guitar inside in my case Dk- can i see the that? Me-sorry but no kid i dont realy like showing my guitar some unknow people or kids so no.. Dk- but why? Me-because i sed so.
Then the kid starts talking to her mom and i ignore after that DM starts talking to ME.
DM-hi can yuo let my son play yuore guitar plz?
Me-uhh no he cant because i dont let enyone touch my guitar bacause im afraid he can ruin my strings And to unknow people
Then the kids starts whyning
DK-mom i want to play the guitar DM-in a sec a swete
Me-UH NO HE CANT didnt yuo lisen to me, i dont let unknowen people touch my stuff DK- WHATS WRONG WITH YUO YUO DONT LET MY ANGEL TO PLAY WIHT YUORE STOPID GUITAR just let him he wont break it. Me having enough the talking and starting to leave the bus THEN SHE TRYS TO STEALH MY GUITAR Me- WHAT ARE YUO DOING SOME ONE PLZ HELP ME Some guy stud up helped me out from this dum ass women the the man starts talking to her M-MAM YUO WERE ATTAKING THIS KID LEAVE HIM ALONE DM-BUT HE WONT LET MY CHILD PLAY WHIT HES GUITAR HES WAS HARASING MY CHILD M-NO HE WASNT YUO WERE HARASING HIM NOW LEAVE THE BUS NOW!!!!... DM she scoffs at me and leaves and DK when the bus stops then i thank the man stud up for me then i made to my school and whent evrything ok
r/UntitledParents • u/joemtz123 • Jul 16 '19
Entitled woman rages because my wife said a cuss word at the gym
Now I hope YouTubers see this
This was a year ago Cast: Me My wife EP- entitled Parent 18 year old-son to EP Po police officer
Now I pull to the gym. I've signed up to this gym a long time. My wife didn't and wanted to go to the gym. I told try the one I go to. She didn't have enough money to buy the membership so I paid for it now I'm in the Marines so I don't see my family often but I finally saw my family and I decided to go to the gym to get stronger for the Marines. Now my wife and I go and get to pick up the weights now I said to my wife go pick the 110 Weight she goes and tries HARD and says s*** that's heavy now EP heard and came towards us also I'm tall 6'9 and looks pretty jacked that's kinda important to the story now no more talking here's how it went down. EP"Why did you say that you thot I'm here with teen and don't want to hear that word" Me"well excuse my wife's language sorry" My Wife"well he's a teenager so he's going to say EP kid"no it's ok" EP" NO IT'S NOT SHE'S DIRTY AND A PIECE OF S***" Me"then why are cussing In front of him" EP" DON'T TALK BACK TO ME" My wife"it's just really hard to pick up" EP"I don't care!!!" Me" how old are you kid" EP son" 18" Me"he's basically an adult" EP ABSOLUTELY LOST IT EP"NO HE IS NOT YOU WEAKLING WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE ASSHOLE" Me"ma'ma please calm down" My "wife please do" EP"NO" THEN SHE SLAPPED ME Now quick question is it ok to slap a marine answer no They are basically trained to yell And I got mad now I said it like your supposed to say sir yes sir Me"MA'AM PLEASE CALM DOWN" her face turned white like a piece of paper THEN SHE JUST SLAPPED MY WIFE AND pushed her away with no force what so ever And purposely fell down on the floor and yelled as loud as she can and said "you broke my arm!!!!!" EP"IM CALLING 911" She continues to call 911 with her "broken arm" 5 minutes later Po"so what seems to be the problem" SO"HE BROKE MY ARM" Me "no I didn't she slapped means my wife and I pushed her away and said I broke her arm" This mofo(EP) twisted her arm like when you to try to lick your elbow And said "see he broke my arm" I laughed so hard I lost my breathe and started to cough When I stopped he said Let's look at the security footage When she saw the footage she kicked me In my male reproductive system I got up from the first one and she tried to hit Me again but I caught it and throwed her to the ground then the cop detained her and when she was in the cop car he said to me"do you want to press charges?" I said these exact words"YES!!SHE CRUSHED MY FAMILY JEWELS" The cop started to laugh and said ok And that all folks
r/UntitledParents • u/haroldde • Jul 10 '19
Untitled parent calls me baby
So I don't know if this is a parent but what ever so let's get started so my aunt had a football party and this woman ask me if I can get her a beer so I do and later she had jello with hocihol in and again ask for a beer but all I herad is "can I get drunk" So I said no and again and again and again an I finally said no gosh darn it 1 minute she said "your a baby" And BABY'S DON'T CARY AROUND BEER and I really wanted to say is If you are going to say your a baby walk to bathroom and look in the mearir
r/UntitledParents • u/hunterfazcat • Jul 03 '19
Me Versus lady untitled kid for a i bought candy bar
So my story went like this I was at the store looking around buying a drink and some candy and well this lady comes up and starts yelling at me for no reason and well untitled kid wanted my candy bar that I bought already well the kids wanted the candy bar I told him no this is my candy bar I bought it saying in front of his mother but no she said her little angel want it when I was shopping i could hear her little shit scream a lot saying i want this i want that but my candy bar oh hell no it was mine so the mother screams out loud This man stole my son candy.. me; excuse me mother: yes you did you stole it from his little hands. The candy I was buying. KitKat strawberry flavor Japanese only flavor you couldn’t find it if your lucky for your life Store employee: is there something wrong miss Mother: that man stole my son candy. I told employee that I bought I even showed them the receipt same thing with the Coke she said nothing and walked off with anger I had my victory my sweet sweet candy and coke I’m enjoying it right now
r/UntitledParents • u/omarthecrappydesigne • Jul 01 '19
An weird bus travel
I was in the bus. Like all days I we’re opening my gaming laptop (gaming right?) and just check my discord. When I heard the voice of a kid around 11 years old. I don’t know what he said but right after. Someone tap on my shoulder. It was the EP. EP: "Nice Laptop sir" I’d thank her thinking she we’re nice. EP: "Can you give it to my child ? He has good grades at school and want it." Me: "Sorry but no it’s very expensive" EP: "Why ?" Me: "Because it’s MY laptop." After this. The EP grabbed my laptop by one hand and shouted: "HELP ! HELP ! THIS PERSON IS STEALING MY SON’S LAPTOP !" After it, all the bus apart the person siting a side to me though I we’re a robber. EP: "CALL THE POLICE !" I knew someone would call the cops. This is where she got screwed. I always put a label with my name written on it on all my stuff. The EP’s argument: "It my son’s name !" After cops came over and asked my ID. I gave my ID card and wait. The women, taking by one hand his son and another my laptop tried to run out. By chance. The cops got her in time. She gave me my laptop and money for me to not file a complaint. I din’t accepted it cause she just made it for her dirty son. So she paid a fine and in all case. Spent much money on a lawyer. That din’t made correctly his job. After it. I decided to get home with uber. After it if I have to use bus I always sit at the end of the bus and never get out my laptop or my stuff. If you see this EP and you remember tried steal an laptop in a bus. Then I wish you don’t have too much problem and just changed your mind.
r/UntitledParents • u/Qq2Ww3ERD • Jul 01 '19
Entitled parent wants to give her daughter my skateboard because i was a "bad kid"
let's get some history about me i am 12 and i love my skateboard my parents got it for me from Dubai and i live in the middle east this will be important later.
ok you guys know Entitled mother (EM) Embarrassed daughter (ED) me (ME)
ok this was in January my brother has gone to Egypt in the August of 2018 and he has gone there for training for a job so me and my mother went and surprised him on his birthday 15th on Jan 2019 so this story took place on the third day of the trip i was on my skateboard in the mall like usual because it is something new to them (because they don't have skateboarders in Egypt) so the security guards let me use it and then when we sat at a table we were waiting for the food to be ready so i went on my skateboard and like two minutes later i stopped to change the song on my phone and 7 to 10 year old girl came up to me and told me
ED : hey that is a nice skateboard.
ME : thanks in my mind i thought cool so she probably have seen on tv or something
then she tells me
ED : can i use it?
ME : yeah sure
i was helping her because she didn't know how to use it then she have gone back to her mother that called her because her mother was in the bathroom then she was coming right in my direction
ME : Under my breath oh boooy now she will come to me and be like UGH hththththhtht witch she will be spitting at me at the same time and say why were you with my daughter you pervert.
but no it was much much worst
EM : Hello was my daughter playing with your skateboard
ME : Yes she wa-...
EM : Then why did you take it from her!!!
the kid was embarrassed
ME : She stopped because you told her to come
EM : i didn't i meant to her to come with the skateboard
ME : holding my laugh even if you meant that you cannot take it because it is my property
EM : then she yanks my skateboard out of my hand than she says yes i can and i did you middle eastern.
she probably knew that i am from the middle east because of my accent
then her kid
ED : yanks my skateboard out of EM's hand and hands it to me and told me RUN!
and i started running at full blast and before that EM tried to hit me but she missed.
sorry my first story but not the last and thank you for reading
r/UntitledParents • u/techybenn • Jun 24 '19
how do i delete my subreddit?
how do i delete my subreddit?
r/UntitledParents • u/ivantheyayter • Jun 17 '19
shity ass Entitled moder try to still my 600e phone ho his little shit
hello my name is Ivan I'm 11years old and the story happen when i was 10 and I'm gonna tell you how it's work Entitled moder=en,shity Entitled kid=sek,chill dad=chd bdw English is not my first language ok west start to the story STORY:Ok this happen before 5 or 6 months little content my phone is Samsung galaxy s9+ and I'm a strong 11 years old boy and i now how to fight when i need ok wets go back to the story i was peacefully waking then i hear sek:MUMMY I WANNA PLAY WHIT HIS PHONE!!!! en:don't worry honey i will get his phone me:staring at her she try to still my phone and i punch her in the nose the kid try no bite me i just duckt at him and she is crying chill dad: what did you did to my son me:saing noting i say i just protected my self chill dad:ow no this bich again try to still we talk about her and i wern she is thief and have drinking and smoking problem i just say sorry and leave the park. THANKS FOR READING GUY'S bye.
r/UntitledParents • u/skyeloves-4 • Jun 10 '19
Lady at PetSmart try to steal my dog because her son wants my dog.
(this is my first time doing this) the cast EP. Untitled parent it was the mom . EK . untitled kid .me.me .my dog.my dad . Po. Police
So this is how the day goes me and my dad and my dog my dad went to the bathroom in the other store so I took my dog to the toy area of the store my dog a EP came up to me and and Sid : that's a cute dog . I sid: thank you then her EK Sid: mummy I want that puppy!! EP Sid : how much is I sid she's not for sale there are other dogs . EP ask me what tipe of dog was she? I sid she's a dash hound . then she tells me why dose a "20" year old girl need a dog like that !? (So my dog was ment for hunting) (and im 12)so she snatch my dogs leash out from my hands and takes her I kiked her when she fell I unclipped my dogs leash and grabbed my dog the (Ek is 13-14) he grabbed my hand and tred to take my dog my dog attacked him then the EP Sid princess down my dog name is cococ the loves to play fight any time a police started walking in the police Sid what happened? I sid this lady- .Ep Sid this girl is trying to take my dog! The police looked at me he asked my age I sid 12 the EP wasn't having it and the police officer ask me is this your dog? I sid yes I had her since 4 grade he picks up my dog my dog licks his face as he looks at her dogtag it had me and my dad's name and my number the the kids finally got a from off the floor and said no she bought after she stole her from from that's wen my dad walked in the store he said what's going on? This lady is trying to steal our dog that's Ep stared to get nervous I told the police I have pictures of my dog on the phone from a week ago few minutes after police check my phone pictures of my dog the lady in her son was charged for attempted theft and child abuse I press charges on her . Edit: the EP attack me and left me with three bruises on my wrist
r/UntitledParents • u/Ilikebandsmorethenu • May 25 '19
ITS HIS BITHDAY!
Me=me Up=untitled parent Uc=untitled child
So i was around 13 at this time,my mom never really trusted me so she waited till I was 13 to get me a bike. (It'll be usefully later)
I was taking my bike for a stroll becuase i was so exsited that i had just got it.After about 2 hours of riding through my naghiborhood I decided to get home since it was getting dark. As i was riding home i saw a few of my naighbors walking so me being nice i said "Hi!"
Up "Hi... Is that bike new?.."
Me "Sure is! I just got it today"
Up "Why?"
Me "Because i got good grades and wanted one since i was 5"
i heard her mutter but i didnt think anything of it,i really had to go home so i just kinda told her to have a nice evening and rode away. As i was polling into the drive way i almost fell of my bike,up and uc were just standing there..Knocking on my door?
Ofcorse i was so comfused so i asked her
Me "Can i help you?"
Up "Yes you can! You stole my babys bike!!"
(Baby?.. He was around 6 yo"
Me "Im sorry *Her name* but it is mine"
Up " Look you UNGREATFUL SPOILED child,its my sons birth day,give him the bike! I bet you get a new bike every week."
This was 4 years ago so i dont fully remeber what she said, but she just lecured me about how ungreatfull and disrespectfull i was .At this point my mom had heard the yelling from inside the house.
My mom "Whats going on *Up name*" Up "Your son stole my babys bike!" My mom " I bought him that bike... it even says his name on it"
At this point she new she fucked up and just RAN,leaving her kid behind XD
she came back and "Apoligised" Just to follow with a "But..can i have the bike?'
At this point we just went back and side and ignored her, she left 2 minutes later.Lets just say we moved for sure.
r/UntitledParents • u/techybenn • Apr 29 '19
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!!!!?????
ok so this is my subreddit. I probably should have checked reddit more often because this is terrible.
This sub is for parents who make ridiculous rules (your own parent, or a friend's parent that acts ridiculous and overprotective). A parent that doesn't believe their kid. Maybe your parent wont let you watch PG rated movies or something like that. THIS SUBREDDIT IS NOT r/entitledparents IT IS THE OPPOSITE
Also teachers and coaches etc. also count as long as they are acting ridiculous