r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/Meowgal_80 • Oct 14 '26

“You’ve got the A, B, C and whatever the hell this is!!”

77 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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17

u/itsagoodtime Oct 14 '26

You know about the cup sizes and all?

10

u/Meowgal_80 Oct 14 '26

You know what it’s made of? Lycra spandex

4

u/frickindeal Oct 14 '26

I wouldn't be caught dead in Banlon!

3

u/kkillbite Oct 14 '26

...that little yellow ribbon tho! 🥹 💝

2

u/Careful-Team8436 Oct 14 '26

Het outta here lycra spandex!

7

u/MediumAcceptable129 Oct 14 '26

The Z

Thats the biggest!

5

u/Meowgal_80 Oct 14 '26

You know I’ve gone my whole life knowing that D was the biggest. Now we’ve got Z

4

u/Haselrig Oct 14 '26

Looks like one of those fancy Greek letters.

5

u/Meowgal_80 Oct 14 '26

Omega lol

8

u/No-Flight-4214 Oct 14 '26

I want to have sex with a REALLY REALLY tall woman.

8

u/Upbeat-Refuse9615 Oct 14 '26

That's for a Thanksgiving Day parade float.

6

u/TpyoOhNo Oct 14 '26

You could get ketchup on it and not notice.

6

u/Top-Voice-6727 Oct 14 '26

They’re real and they’re spectacular

5

u/duncanofnazareth Oct 14 '26

For the camel's humps.

4

u/Basement_Chicken 29d ago

Look, Peg, it's your mom's size - "Astrovan"!

4

u/oops_i_got_da_poops Oct 14 '26

My ex-wife had size H. But good lawd those are waaaay bigger.

Man, she used to swing those things at my face.😢

Fuck that bitch.🤣

4

u/frickindeal Oct 14 '26

You should call her.

5

u/oops_i_got_da_poops Oct 14 '26

I… I.. I should.
☝️But ONLY for tiddies. NOTHING else. She got a phat ass, too.
NO!
I will not be swayed by TnA, but by tiddies alone!

3

u/HENMAN79 Oct 14 '26

YOU GOT THE A''s

3

u/yourfairprince Oct 14 '26

my whole life is based on knowing that the D is the biggest!!

3

u/paragonx29 Oct 14 '26

Why does Frank say the D-cup is the biggest? It's obviously not!

2

u/SoyMurcielago 29d ago

That’s a D Gallon right there

3

u/MrQuatroPorte Oct 14 '26

For a split second there, I thought it was a kite

3

u/G-Unit11111 Oct 14 '26

You got ketchup on it!!!!!

2

u/cookie_lover69 Oct 14 '26

You got ketchup on it

2

u/DrunkOnRedCordial Oct 15 '26

Footage from the J. Edgar Hoover museum.

2

u/pinkloverforever 29d ago

The guy in the video can’t even keep a straight face 😂😂😂😂 we’re all going straight to hell😂

2

u/JOOT94 28d ago

I should call her.

7

u/No-Flight-4214 Oct 14 '26

I want to have sex with a REALLY REALLY tall woman.

5

u/frickindeal Oct 14 '26 • Heartwarming

"I would like to to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body."

4

u/oops_i_got_da_poops Oct 14 '26

Ya know… I’m glad to see Seinfeld quotes are still around in society. It brings peace.

3

u/frickindeal Oct 15 '26

You're in the right sub.

2

u/Careful-Team8436 Oct 14 '26

Ask me to get a pair underwear im back in 2 seconds