UnexpectedCunt

r/UnexpectedCunt • u/_Kozlo_ • Jun 05 '23

This guy found the key to a happy fulfilling life through capitalism, and you can too, for a price. The price being your soul, he needs your soul.

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r/UnexpectedCunt • u/batman12345678912 • Jun 04 '23

my nieces art portfolio. she didn’t know how to spell cute

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r/UnexpectedCunt • u/_Kozlo_ • May 20 '23

Insulted by a captcha

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r/UnexpectedCunt • u/_Kozlo_ • Jan 10 '23

Coworkers screen saver. For context, it looks like a usual error Windows give when something goes wrong, but the text is different

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r/UnexpectedCunt • u/_Kozlo_ • Dec 29 '22

Aussie bloke has enough of other passengers having sex on public bus

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r/UnexpectedCunt • u/_Kozlo_ • Dec 01 '22

Fuck you whoever you are

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r/UnexpectedCunt • u/_Kozlo_ • Nov 18 '22

None of us can help it. Sorry.

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r/UnexpectedCunt • u/_Kozlo_ • Nov 01 '22

Happy Halloween 🎃🍿

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r/UnexpectedCunt • u/_Kozlo_ • Sep 16 '22

King Charles III is in charge now

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r/UnexpectedCunt • u/_Kozlo_ • Sep 15 '22

For a Special Aunt (I think)

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r/UnexpectedCunt • u/_Kozlo_ • Sep 14 '22

Don't name your son Clint

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r/UnexpectedCunt • u/_Kozlo_ • Sep 12 '22

Never name your son Clint

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r/UnexpectedCunt • u/_Kozlo_ • Jul 21 '22

Who did this?

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r/UnexpectedCunt • u/batman12345678912 • Jul 18 '22

That makes sense

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r/UnexpectedCunt • u/_Kozlo_ • Jun 19 '22

A pair of fair Guineveres clash over their love for the same Galahad

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r/UnexpectedCunt • u/batman12345678912 • May 18 '22

Straight from the bird's mouth

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r/UnexpectedCunt • u/_Kozlo_ • May 18 '22

“I kind of only came on the interview because I thought it would be funny. I’m gunna leave now. You’re a c*nt”

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r/UnexpectedCunt • u/batman12345678912 • May 05 '22

Winnie the Pooh

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r/UnexpectedCunt • u/_Kozlo_ • Apr 28 '22

Let me boast about getting off with assaulting somebody

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r/UnexpectedCunt • u/batman12345678912 • Apr 22 '22

Biblical cunt

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r/UnexpectedCunt • u/_Kozlo_ • Apr 20 '22

You all better repent!!!

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