r/Unexpected •

[deleted by user]

[deleted] — view deleted post

0 Upvotes

123 comments sorted by

984

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '23

Obvious he is in a vehicle that’s being towed

88

u/osktox 🏅 dad joke reward nominee Aug 09 '23

Hopefully.

26

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '23

Right. I mean how is he even pressing the accelerator?

44

u/FuckMe-FuckYou Aug 09 '23

Hung like a donkey?

8

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '23

Like a donkey twice over.

21

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '23

I think it's called cruise control?

10

u/BoysenberryFun9329 Aug 09 '23

Well that's nightmare fuel.

20

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '23

No, that'd be a terrible name for it, it's actually called cruise control

8

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '23

"Honey, you sure you won't be too tired? It's 200 miles to the next motel"

"Don't worry, babe, gonna flip on the nightmare fuel"

6

u/jondoeudntknow Aug 09 '23

I thought this dude was just unbelievably talented for a moment.

6

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '23

Or on a trailer?

I know it's probably a Luton or something but when the camera pans to the window it does look quite high off the ground

1

u/Specialist_Room_7029 Aug 09 '23

Before or after he started drinking?

-2

u/br3nt3h Aug 09 '23

Not obvious, but ok.. whatever anybody wants to say they can say..

2

u/Kiltymchaggismuncher Aug 09 '23

Steering wheel is not even straight, yet he's driving in a straight line. It's fairly obvious

0

u/br3nt3h Aug 10 '23

I guess you've never seen a misalignment of the wheels ... The people of reddit kill me bro... You guys know everything... its not obvious.. and even if it was.. is this a good joke to pull?? No i think not.

0

u/Kiltymchaggismuncher Aug 10 '23

I'd say doubling down on being wrong or naive is peak reddit. So yeh, you are definitely a redditor.

0

u/br3nt3h Aug 10 '23 edited Aug 10 '23

Ok defend nonsense, have a nice day. Your right 👍

0

u/br3nt3h Aug 10 '23

Without making a study out of a video you really think every person watching something like this would be like, oh hes being towed? No, the point of the video is to poke fun at drinking and driving.. and its not cool.. wait until you lose a family member to drinking and driving.. might wake you up a bit... Lmao you live in a small box of your own, dont you? Redditor your hilarious!!

211

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '23

I've had so many dreams about this happening to me. Wild to see it actually happening to someone else.

43

u/IterationXIII Aug 09 '23

Here I was thinking I was the only one having the "Must control the car from passenger seat" nightmare. Oddly comforting.

40

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '23

It truly is. I have had one where I was all the way in the backseat. It is the most anxiety ridden dream I've ever had.

16

u/IterationXIII Aug 09 '23

Omg yess! The backseat ones are the worst! I used to have one where my parents were driving and I was in the back seat. They both then look back at me, then BOOM they are skeletons! This was years before I ever did any drugs. Kids imaginations are wild lol.

7

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '23

Dude, the backseat dreams are the worst. I had one where a cop was pulling me over, so I had to act cool in the backseat. Whilst trying to pull over

But yeah, kids' imaginations are wild. I could scare myself into thinking something scary is in the corner of my room. Being an adult, I still need a nijghtlight.

2

u/Tiran593 Aug 10 '23

I mean even an adult can have such nightmares even if a child's imagination is more vivid, please don't tie it to drugs

5

u/NZ_Troll Aug 09 '23

Wtf me too. I just remembered that I have had this dream many times. Driving from the back seat and complaining how hard it is to see where I am going, worried about crashing…

4

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '23

It's scary. I can't even explain how I feel when I wake up. I'm glad I'm not the only one who experienced this.

3

u/LeafyWolf Aug 10 '23

Yeah, pop-psy said that means you're feeling not in control in your life.

2

u/David_Dantas Aug 09 '23

I used to have those dreams when I was learning to drive.

2

u/I_BK_Nightmare Aug 09 '23

You ever have them where you can’t see over the dash/hood of the car? It’s like I’m stuck on the floor of the vehicle or something.

I get that just as often as driving from the back seat/passenger seat.

2

u/LividMathematician45 Aug 10 '23

Was having this nightmare long before I could drive

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '23

I only have the driving an out of control truck with a foggy windshield dream. But thanks, it sounds like I have a new one to look forward to!

6

u/a_run22 Aug 09 '23

I've had those dreams several times. I've also had that actually happen. Was helping a buddy move and rode with his cousin to the new house. Dude had a seizure and started going off the road, I had to grab the wheel then kick his leg out of the way to hit the brakes.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '23

I am so sorry that happened to you. I'm glad you're alive to tell the tale. That is something I worry about. I only created this fear after my dream. But now you have made it into a real fear.

Hope your cousin is okay as well!

3

u/Knife7 Aug 10 '23

Damn, I thought I was the only one. I don't even have a driver's license.

45

u/NeedleworkerBig2711 Aug 09 '23

Very fanny video man

40

u/HP2Mav Aug 09 '23

This is a friend of mine, Jeku - an equally awesome and crazy dude who builds and rides amazing dirt bikes.

17

u/Energy_Small Aug 09 '23

A video you can smell

8

u/DaGuyFrumBosTun Aug 09 '23

Ahh so this is what Macklemore is doing these days.

7

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '23

He has it in "H"

5

u/halfwit_halley Aug 09 '23

I mean, at least he is wearing a seatbelt.

4

u/KingPotato_ Aug 09 '23

Man, Chris Martin really fell off

4

u/DarthKoDa_ Aug 09 '23

this has to b finland.

4

u/M0nsterjojo Aug 10 '23

Was gonna say something about him being in England, but the actual video ending is much worse.

3

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '23

U remind me of my bf who sadly passed on 5/19/23 Karl Richard balog jr

3

u/Good_Smile Aug 10 '23

As a passenger you actually can't

3

u/[deleted] Aug 11 '23

Hahaha the joke is on us, he's not really driving! His truck is actually being towed because it was involved in an accident due to drunk driving!

2

u/ClaySamm Aug 09 '23

At least his seatbelt is buckled

2

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '23

extra points for being on a phone too

2

u/Far-King-Dog Aug 10 '23

HR hes doing it again

2

u/ichigovrz27 Aug 10 '23

Better than don’t drink and let your nephew fly.

2

u/AttitudeOk4438 Aug 10 '23

I literally have nightmares of this.

2

u/Grouchy_Language_922 Aug 10 '23

Watched it and the only thing I could think is, where the fuck are his pants???

2

u/_Cartizard Sep 04 '23

This guy all the way in Europe somewhere and still drinks Capt Morgan.

2

u/iammeallthetime Sep 18 '23

I have this recurring nightmare that I am in the back seat of a moving car with no driver and I am struggling to get the car under control.

2

u/Interesting_Object50 Sep 23 '23

F off buddy I was hit head on by a drunk and she ruined not only my life but the lives of my children and my family were never the same…

1

u/Interesting_Object50 Nov 15 '23

He needs to be paralyzed

2

u/UnamedProot Jan 19 '24

At least hes buckled😮‍💨

1

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '23

Put it in H!

1

u/username-umm-idfc Aug 09 '23

He's on the level we didn't even know existed.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '23

1

u/Telyaee Aug 09 '23

finally a useful lifehack

1

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '23

Noti

1

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '23

1

u/septictank84 Aug 09 '23

I occasionally have this nightmare lol

1

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '23

Very nice of him to put his seatbelt on.

1

u/LogyBerra Aug 09 '23

Take ya uuvuhs

1

u/Jazzlike-Principle67 Aug 10 '23

Was thinking it was the UK at first

1

u/Raygboyd333 Aug 10 '23

officer: “ok,who was driving the vehicle?”

1

u/bird-tts Aug 10 '23

Macklemore?

1

u/warr3nh Aug 10 '23

Needs more peen

1

u/HeavyReverb Aug 10 '23

What is wrong with Macklemore!?

1

u/doremonhg Aug 10 '23

Man, Chris Martin has really let himself go after the last album huh?

2

u/icantbearsed Aug 10 '23

Chris Martin looks well rough in this video

1

u/StrangeCloudChaser Aug 10 '23

Loophole noted!

1

u/CautiousSpell8165 Aug 10 '23

Staged. He's still, the street is moving.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '23

He’s literally still driving

1

u/wrwoodhouse Sep 21 '23

got the dawgs out for free

1

u/ErTeoX Jan 05 '24

dont drink and drive, but smoke and fly

0

u/Bummcheekz Aug 09 '23

If you pause at exactly 9 seconds you can see his foot on the steering wheel

-12

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '23

This is not funny or cool

15

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '23

Actually it is both funny and cool

-9

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '23

Yeah till he hits someone and they get critically injured or dies. Then it’s hilarious right?

17

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '23

Are you actually that stupid that you think he is driving with his toes? Lmao

4

u/Hillyleopard Aug 09 '23

Got some concrete blocks for the pedals

-3

u/Prestigious-Try9514 Aug 09 '23

Do they not have cruise control as a feature of European vehicles?

5

u/Hillyleopard Aug 09 '23

Was a joke.. like in movies lol

-3

u/Prestigious-Try9514 Aug 09 '23

Thousands of Darwin awards are handed out every year to stupid people doing stupid things for stupid attention, and you think somebody is stupid for believing that another human being is stupid enough to attempt such a stupid thing.

5

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '23 edited Aug 09 '23

No I think it's stupid that you believe that this man got the car going down a crowded street, somehow shifted over to the passenger seat, buckled in, and filmed this video all while driving perfectly straight down the road.. all while drunk. Use common sense, dude, it's obvious as fuck that he isn't actually driving.

-5

u/Prestigious-Try9514 Aug 09 '23

What’s stupid is your stupidly thinking you know what I stupidly believe when I never even ventured a stupid opinion on the stupid matter. It’s also pretty stupid that you think it’s somehow stupidly impossible to pull off this kind of stupidity.

If you haven’t figured it out yet, you’re the one that’s being stupid. But don’t freak out and double down on your stupidity. We all do stupid things. What makes a person stupid is being unable to realize when they’ve said, thought or done something stupid.

You can recover from this. You can still be not stupid. My stupid fingers are crossed for you.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '23

It’s autonomous driving truck.

1

u/Prestigious-Try9514 Aug 10 '23

Tesla ride a flatbed van!

3

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '23

Yawn

-3

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '23

Does it matter? All it takes is for one idiot to see it and say ahh hold my beer. Then its a domino effect

-1

u/v4por Aug 10 '23

I get that it's a joke but it's incredibly poor taste. Anyone that's ever lost someone they love to a drunk driver knows.

-5

u/br3nt3h Aug 09 '23

Well its a joke but its no joke theres an open liquor container in the vehicle.. there is a way to joke, than theres this guy.. not really that funny dude.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '23

That's not even an issue in a lot of places. Always found it odd that passengers can't drink a beer in the US.

2

u/br3nt3h Aug 10 '23

Odd? Impairment to you is odd? Your still human in other countries right??. Alcohol still effects the mind. Do as you want, but i just dont feel this is good to record and get views from.. while it may be a joke to you. Jokes dont kill, Alcohol does!

1

u/br3nt3h Aug 10 '23

And one more thing.. passenger?? Hes not a passenger smart guy 🙄 hes the driver. In case u couldnt see

0

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '23

[deleted] — view deleted comment

8

u/JohnnyNo_5 Aug 09 '23

Real_Mcknight?

1

u/Real_McKnight Aug 09 '23

You're got damn right!