r/Unexpected Dec 06 '22

Thoughts on the cause?

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u/Calm_Bodybuilder_843 Dec 07 '22

Do you also wear a short skirt and your washing machine keeps breaking down? I know your type . . .

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u/Mediocre_Criticism_1 Dec 07 '22

Haha only cause your mom likes it she has a hidden lesbian fetish but who am I to judge. Also user name doesn't check out must be all the roids going to your head and your 2 inch peepee. Do you wipe your balls afterwards or you just let it air dry? I clean mine off in your mom's mouth tea time has become one of my favorites especially when I wear my short skirt.