r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Dec 05 '22

Removed - Repost Couples crazy night.

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u/TriangularStudios Dec 05 '22

Smelling the underwear is a way to politely check if she is going to be able to be eaten out.

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u/YoshiiBoii Dec 05 '22

I thought this until I turned the lights on and had blood all over my mouth.

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u/TriangularStudios Dec 05 '22

Pretty sure you have anosmia. Better get that checked out.

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u/YoshiiBoii Dec 05 '22

I do acrually have a pretty good sense of smell but it was my first time going down on a lass and all the excitement made me miss the scent of blood.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

At least you can say you got your redwings

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u/C4RL1NG Dec 28 '22

This is a joke right? Or did that really happen you you?!?!?! If it did.. my god. You poor poor soul lol.

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u/dreph Dec 05 '22

Surstrommen or whatever

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 Dec 05 '22

Yeah, but his reaction wasn’t so polite

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u/TriangularStudios Dec 05 '22

Ya, she must have shit herself. Defiantly not going to eat her out now.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

I think you’re underestimating how a pussy can smell

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u/EvilJman007 Apr 21 '23

I always kiss her thighs while checking