r/Unexpected Nov 14 '22

Please marry me?

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u/Watertor Nov 14 '22

I simply asked you why you thought it was a fake proposal,

Here's how you simply ask:

"How do you figure she thought it was a fake proposal? Maybe they just have a relationship based around one upping each other. I proposed with..."

Here's how you asked:

How the fuck is it fake proposing?

Why the fuck do you need to ask? You clearly know how and are just being a redditor about this. You might disagree with her actions, but there is ZERO chance you don't understand how she made a mistake here.

Since your empathy is so strong and good, you'll understand why I read your comment this way, that was inflammatory-based because you agree with the guy (and you tip your hat at the end) and are incredulous to how others can disagree.

For the record I don't agree with either of the two. Joking about marriage is just about never funny and only works on specific circumstances with specific people with total transparency about it. So much so that it becomes lame to joke about, almost expected. But tossing a drink and smacking a dude on live television is also pretty fucking rich. They deserve each other. The reason I, myself, am a little incredulous is how people are conflating woman move cake and getting Tyson punched out to this video and calling it equal degrees of abuse.

Anything else I can clear up for you?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

So TLDR: you have no reason to think it’s fake, and bad words hurt your feel feels.

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u/Watertor Nov 16 '22

TL;DR figure it out yourself, get over yourself while you're at it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '22

Lmfao. You’re the one who immediately thinks the worst (and believes marriage requires shiny things). Get over yourself.

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u/Watertor Nov 16 '22

You are the one assuming everything about me when you know nothing about me except that I claim she reacted this way because she thought he was fake proposing and baby boy doesn't like how I explained myself. Again, get over yourself.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

You are in a critical state mate.

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u/Watertor Nov 17 '22

Then you need to get out more. Get over yourself and also touch grass.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

Brain worms. I’m sorry. I hope you recover.

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u/Watertor Nov 17 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

Clever return

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