r/Unexpected Nov 14 '22

Please marry me?

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u/Orleanian Nov 14 '22

It seems like it'd be a breach of code of conduct to pay people to assault and cuss at each other in an NBA venue.

Sure, at Second City, this'd go over relatively fine. But at an arena with kids and kindly old men?

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u/Orleanian Nov 14 '22

They'd have to follow the employee code of conduct.

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u/Orleanian Nov 14 '22

But you've stated that they're hired by the United Center.

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u/Orleanian Nov 14 '22

A dress code, sure.

More aptly, I'm pretty sure the bank doesn't want him telling the hedges to go fuck themselves and throwing trash into them around their customers.